Posted on 12/03/2010 5:10:13 PM PST by OldDeckHand
Just a few days after NASA announced the revolutionary discovery of an arsenic-based lifeform, many Americans are still responding with a “Cool, but can I have laser gun fights with it?” Well, get ready for another chance to be horribly disappointed at information about honest to goodness aliens! In an interview answering reader submitted questions with The Guardian, Julian Assange promises that the rest of the classified cables that he hasn’t released yet contain “references to UFOs!” Clearly we’ll all be flying around on speeder bikes by the end of the year.
Here’s the relevant quote:
“Mr Assange,
have there ever been documents forwarded to you which deal with the topic of UFOs or extraterrestrials?
Julian Assange:
Many weirdos email us about UFOs or how they discovered that they were the anti-christ whilst talking with their ex-wife at a garden party over a pot-plant. However, as yet they have not satisfied two of our publishing rules.1) that the documents not be self-authored;
2) that they be original.
However, it is worth noting that in yet-to-be-published parts of the cablegate archive there are indeed references to UFOs.”
(Excerpt) Read more at mediaite.com ...
Oh my!!! There goes Area 51 ..........
If these ‘cables’ get out to the American public, the lives of millions of aliens will be endangered.
Why should we expect nothing short of a world-class flameout from this dope?
ufo ping
This is where Wikiboy loses it! LOL! I’m not interested in UFOs but I will be anxiously awaiting his release of the cables about the Chupacabra and Bigfoot!
Now we learn that Obama’s father was not from Kenya after all, but from outer space.
That’s where he got that green hair, which the MSM photographers have finally stopped photoshopping.
Listen, with those ears, that is entirely believable. They certainly seem substantial enough for interplanetary communication.
I mean, "...anything short of..."
UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.
UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.
We already know of one UFO message that leaked out years ago, which came from the Defense Attache out of the Tehran embassy in the 1970s where he reported of two Iranian F4s chasing a big UFO. So Assange, you better have some good ones that we don’t know about. LoL.
Oh, wonder if that hoagland guy will get on the bandwagon..
Na-Nu Na-Nu
check it...
Don't forget the cow mutilations. Aliens love them some mutilated cow.
Aliens love probing yahoos, mutilating cows and making crop circles. Must not forget the crop circles!
Of possible interest ping...
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