Posted on 11/22/2010 1:03:09 PM PST by MindBender26
The TSA'S new slogan contest
These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. Feel free to send your entry
1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
9. We are now free to move about your pants
10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS
16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy
17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
19. Let your fingers do the Walking
20. Cough, please
21. Reach out and touch someone
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
Come fly the overly friendly skies.
Too bad, I have one for them:
TSA, Now Just a Bad Memory.
PING!
will this take the place of our annual prostate probe???
TSA: “Flying is not a right. But us grabbing your crotch IS.”
TSA: “All Your Groin Are Belong To Us.”
TSA: “Preventing Another 9/11, One Groin At A Time.”
Janet Napolitano: “I’ll keep America safe, if I have to personally stick my hand into the underwear of every man, woman and child.”
“Grope and Change”.
#1: Ve are chust obeying orders.
You won’t get on til we get off.
Another Freeper’s tagline.
I also need a new slogan.
And other things.
Yes, the solution to this problem is:
DON’T FLY!
The airlines will figure out the cause of the drop in passengers and be forced to do something about the problem.
“We do give you the courtesy of a reacharound”
Props to Gunney Ermey, he made it up, it wasn’t in the script.
-PJ
I could see them using Andy Griffith in new commercials.
Andy Griffith: With this new health care plan, we’ll get free prostate exams every time we fly!
Yep, this new health care plan is great!
“Does What Other Idiots Do; Seeks To Remedy Problems With New Slogan!”
Following Obama’s lead.
“The airlines will figure out the cause of the drop in passengers and be forced to do something about the problem.”
More likely: airlines are bankrupted and nationalized. The silence of the airlines on this tells me they may feel powerless.
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