Posted on 03/23/2010 5:56:28 PM PDT by feedback doctor
President Obama said that with the health care reform bill passed he would like to move on to other areas of his presidency. A reporter asked if he was going to get into nation building like former President Bush did. Obama replied, "No. In fact I'm going to do just the opposite."
------------------------------------- Thank you! I'm here all week, try the veal. (Made that joke up myself, folks. Be kind)
I like it!
Thanks for sharing it with your fellow FReepers! ;)
Good one. Funny because it is true.
Thats funny I saw it on another blog last night
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
You must have this site confused with some other site. ;-)
Wow, GREAT joke!
I’d hang onto that day job.
Awe, Geeze!
If I hear my own Dad tell that joke one more time between now and 2013 it’ll be one time too many, LOL!
Anti-Obama Slogans
Dissent is Patriotic.
NObama
Disagree with Bush = Good
Disagree with Obama = Better
Disagree with Bush = Patriotic
Disagree with Obama = Perfect
dissent is the highest form of patriotism?
So why’s Obama making it a crime against the state?
Dissent isn’t just for the (liberal) minority.
First rule of liberal journalism, thou shall not question liberals.
Liberal and proud? Of what?
Liberal journalists are easy. And I don’t ask hard questions.
Going Galt- see you in `12
Freedom - not free, not even 1 trillion
Trillion here, trillion there - pretty soon, it’s a lot of useless money
Hope for change in 2012 - to freedom
Che’s change killed millions, Obama’s change cost trillions
Obamamania is infectious. Quarantine it.
Tolerance for diversity - Bobby Jindal, Sara Palin, JC Watts
God delusions don’t make you a saint
Don’t count your government checks before they’re cashed - or after
I survived Obama - my wallet didn’t.
Comrade Obama - where’s my hope? Sincerely, a taxpayer
Taxpayers - the new endangered species
Honest politicians - I’ll hope for THAT change
For more of this:
OH-BOY-O-BAMA A DIORAMA OF OBAMA(CARE) JOKES
http://www.amazon.com/OH-BOY-O-BAMA-DIORAMA-OBAMA-Wilhite-ebook/dp/B002HRFBTY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=digital-text&qid=1269392979&sr=8-1
Your dad knows The.Best.Joke.Ever.
Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, “Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?”
Obama replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?”, asked Tonto.
Obama pondered for a minute then said, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?”
Tonto says, “Obama, you dumber than steaming buffalo chip. It mean somebody stole the tent.”
That’s Great, ROFL
I heard this same joke with Watson and Sherlock Holmes, with Sherlock not realizing the tent was gone.
Got it in my email this evening. Thought it was funny, first I heard it.
a sandwich walks into a bar...bartender yells:
HEY WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of joke?”...
Two guys walk into a bar...you would think the second guy would have seen it coming...
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