Posted on 08/02/2009 4:56:30 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
And then one of our moderators spotted this:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18018714/Fake-Obama-Kenya-birth-certificate
It has several clues, but also there's this question:
Who is E. F. Lavender?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=earth+friendly+lavender&aq=f&oq=&aqi
Earth Friendly Lavender detergent?
Bump
Earth Friendly Lavender? Sounds like something you’d get at Whole Foods market. When you’re washing a birth certificate you have to do it greenly ya know?
47 = current age of Obama
0 = O = Obama
44 = 44th President
Everyone who thought this was real got taken for a ride.
On the monster thread, someone posted the Book number of 44, as in Obambi is #44 President
Is is real....or Memorex? (for the more experienced Freepers)
Time to dethrone the Usurper.
I don’t think it’s relevant. I could be wrong.
I think we may be seeing a lot of fake Kenyan BC flooding out there by Obama goons to discredit “constitutionalists.”
Ah well...
Someone obviously put a lot of time and effort into making that thing.
The copy is also from page no. 44B.
>>> Who is E. F. Lavender?
According to the document, it’s the name of the person who signed at the bottom right.
This is information that is verifiable.
I wonder if anyone is checking.
So if it’s a hoax, there’ll be no more believing in conspiracies.
Except for this conspiracy, made to make people look like the types who believe in conspiracies. (If it’s a hoax, they’ve really outdone themselves this time.)
Why wouldn’t Obama operatives flood the internet with fake birth certificates. SOP for Marxists.
Or Jim,
he/she is one of many E. Lavenders...by the boat load:
http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=E&name=lavender&where=

Probably doesn't clean worth a damn either.
Those silly creatives.
Anything for entertainment.
There's already a DUmpster thread suggesting that.
This document has plenty of info on it that can easily be verified...
Lets see what pans out... including the serial number.
If Hawaii won’t validate the scanned COLB,
maybe the Kenyan hospital can validate the serial number and registrar
Look at this facebook entry for a Kenyan named Conny Lavender
Found this at in the comments section of some blog set up by the ‘after birthers’. it is rather intriguing imho:
SvenMagnussen says:
August 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm
E.F. Lavender was a clerk with Great Greta Coal Company Limited before he was a registrar for the Republic of Kenya.
GREAT GRETA COAL COMPANY LIMITED.
NOTICE is hereby given that at a special meeting of the above-named company, hold at the office of Messrs. Pentland and Roberts, 467 Chan eery-lane, Melbourne, on Monday, the 6th day of November, 1893, the following special resolutions were passed, viz.:
1. That as the above-named company have ceased operations it is advisable that it be voluntary wound up.
2. That Charles Medcalf, of Victoria Buildings, Swaiiston-street, Melbourne, be appointed liquidator for the purpose of the said winding up.
WM. H. ROBERTS, Chairman.
WitnessE. F. Lavender, clerk to Messr
hmmmmm....?????
All the BC stuff put out by both sides, or maybe I should say all sides, is just a collective distraction.
Obama’s fathers was not a U. S. citizen, therefore Barack Obama II cannot be a natural born U. S. citizen. It doesn’t really matter where the birth took place.
That call has been issued at Democratic Underground. And apparently it is being heeded.
Fake or genuine, it’s better than the ruse perped by “zero’s” administration.
What the heck.I am only half way through the other thread:)
“There’s already a DUmpster thread suggesting that.”
Saw that...what DUmmies.
I thought the name of the registrar was Mr. Ajax.
I think I’m getting a good old fashioned Excedrin headache.
But no matter, thanks Jim. :)
That’s a U.S. whitepages search.
Try Africa. or Kenya
Well...here’s another possibility.
At least this one doesn’t stink ;)
Excellent.
Here’s a comment from the site Jim linked to:
I am amazed at the cluelessness of many people in this forum about the above obvious fake document. For instance: Kenya didn’t become a republic until December 1964; E.F Lavender is a common detergent in Kenya & the certificate# 44 0 47 is laughable: 47 = he’s the 44th US President, O = Obama & 47 = his age. Are all these coincidental you lunatics. Above all, Kenya is one of the most corrupt nations in the world & any body can obtain a forged document in minutes. The person who made this document was a person who wanted to make some few quick & easy dollars from brain-dead birther lunatics. Rallying around such blatant forgeries only helps to discredit ‘birther’ lunatics. BTW, thanks for giving unemployed Kenyan guys more $$$ to continue feeding you guys with blatant forgeries! Grow up guys!
This document is useful in one way.
We now know that Orly Taitz is an idiot.
E.F Lavender? Acronym for Earth Liberation Front..
These people may know a E. F. Lavender. ;-0)
opps...forgot to ping you too..see my post 23. Found it in the comments section of some ‘after birther brownshirt’ site. It is rather intriguing and I’m sure the Obots hated reading it. Not sure how valid it is obviously,but could use some FReeper digging.
Hey, the point is that people are named E.F. Lavender no matter where they live.


Am I allowed to post this? Check it out (don’t click on it if you are easily offended):
Warning...DU wanting members to create fake BC’s
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6205189

Better stoke up the fire under the server.
The conservative blogosphere in general, and FR in particular, will get bogged down with it, to the detriment of pursuing well known, Constitutional problems with the eligibility of Barack Obama for the office of President.
Oh ... wait. Already happened. Last year.
I would have hoped that before they went public with this, they would have obtained another birth certificate from the same area and era for comparison, and that some effort would have been made to verify authenticity.
There was no point in making this public until they were sure it was real.
It worked for Dan Rather.
There is also and Eric Lavender listed under ‘friends’.
Since the Copy of the Birth Certificates states “Signature of Registrar—— E.F. Lavendar” and the Signature on the bottom of the document is the ‘Deputy Registrar’ and signed by “Joshua Simon Oduya”, that only shows they are two different people representing the government Registrar’s office.
Principal office holder (Registrar) and ‘vice’ or Deputy.
I’m not sure the actual signature of the ‘Registrar’ is needed since the ‘Deputy Registrar’ is a representative of the same government agency.
Personally I’d be a lot more impressed with the libtards if they could produce a real birth certificate but apparently that’s something not even Lord Zero himself can do.
I bet it was planted by Rahmballerina et al—you know it’s a fake when even the DUmmies at DU have gone FReeping on the document! Even quoting fonts questions, etc.—See! DUmmies CAN learn!! :-)
The truth is out there, sure. But Soros’s pockets are mighty deep!!!
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