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Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
My Brilliance
| 6/10/09
| The_Beloved_Deb
Posted on 06/10/2009 10:23:45 AM PDT by Deb
10. Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!
09. Use some of Dave's millions for cosmetics.
08. As a public service, have your tubes tied.
07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.
06. Remind husband that beautiful women have more germs.
05. Redact "Maximum Thigh Size" from pre-nup.
04. To appear more attractive have show book Helen Thomas & Sandra Bernhard.
03. Discourage divorce talk by occasionally "losing" child.
02. Demand Dave fire crew member who gave you "Best of Breed" t-shirt.
01. To ensure marriage longevity...keep husband sedated!
TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: letterman
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To: texson66
Poster children for obama.
41
posted on
06/10/2009 10:52:38 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: SoldierDad
42
posted on
06/10/2009 10:53:17 AM PDT
by
norraad
("What light!">Blues Brothers)
To: Deb
What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and God?
Lipstick
43
posted on
06/10/2009 10:53:29 AM PDT
by
LRoggy
(Peter's Son's Business)
To: Deb
Hire Andy Dick to be the son’s nanny, so he has a positive male influence in his life!
44
posted on
06/10/2009 10:54:57 AM PDT
by
RabidBartender
(Democracy fails when the majority starts voting themselves presents from the public treasury - unk.)
To: norraad
Brown paper of course - plastic is too opaque
45
posted on
06/10/2009 10:55:02 AM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
To: astounded
46
posted on
06/10/2009 10:56:17 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: RabidBartender
47
posted on
06/10/2009 10:57:08 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: texson66
You have got to be kidding. The man lives in a glass house and he is throwing boulders. What a freaking dope.
48
posted on
06/10/2009 10:57:11 AM PDT
by
Former Proud Canadian
(How do I change my screen name now that we have the most conservative government in the world?)
To: Deb
13. Next time you’re falling out of the ugly tree, try to jump clear of all the branches on your way down.
14. Come up with better compliment than “Seriously, honey, it’s bigger than Olbermann’s...”
49
posted on
06/10/2009 10:59:14 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
To: reagan_fanatic
What’s with the picture of Mike Meyer?
50
posted on
06/10/2009 10:59:43 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(I knew that Whopper was angry, but I didn't think it would try to kill me!)
To: Petronski
Lord, I apologize for that post...
51
posted on
06/10/2009 11:00:11 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
To: CougarGA7
I knew I’d seen his face somewhere before.
52
posted on
06/10/2009 11:00:21 AM PDT
by
norraad
("What light!">Blues Brothers)
To: Deb
Special Delivery for Mrs. Letterman
53
posted on
06/10/2009 11:00:39 AM PDT
by
Boston Blackie
(Attorney General Eric Holder: Second Amendment won't stand in the way of administration plans)
To: Boston Blackie
54
posted on
06/10/2009 11:02:15 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Deb
And remember folks, love your wife,
have it spayed or neutered today!
55
posted on
06/10/2009 11:02:41 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
To: Petronski
56
posted on
06/10/2009 11:04:05 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Deb
57
posted on
06/10/2009 11:05:24 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
( "we live in the greatest country in the world, help me change it." BHO, Palin/Cheney 2012)
To: Deb
So funny. I had a jolly time reading that!
58
posted on
06/10/2009 11:06:12 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Anyone dumb enough to have voted for him deserves what they get.. No Pity!)
To: Deb
I was clearing mulberry, weeds, creeper vines and `unknown’ vegetation from my hedges last weekend.
I took a break, looked around, the coast was clear and, um, scratched `myself’.
You know. Down there.
The unknown vegetation turned out to be poison ivy.
I would re-live the past few days rather than re-view #32 again.
59
posted on
06/10/2009 11:12:03 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(An ocean of calamine lotion .....)
To: Deb
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