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Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
My Brilliance | 6/10/09 | The_Beloved_Deb

Posted on 06/10/2009 10:23:45 AM PDT by Deb

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To: KC Burke
They married after five years together and after she had a child by him as I recall.

No, not after 5 years together. After 23 years together. He's been with her since 1986 and married her this year. No sense of rushing into things--not even with a 5 year old son. With that knowledge and his comment about Palin, Letterman is a bastard with no respect for women.

61 posted on 06/10/2009 11:13:17 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: beaversmom

I can’t believe he dumped Merrill Markoe for that. At least Merrill is hilarious and wrote most of his best material.


62 posted on 06/10/2009 11:16:09 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: doc11355

63 posted on 06/10/2009 11:18:31 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: norraad

Tell Letterman that I loved her in Shrek.


64 posted on 06/10/2009 11:18:38 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (I knew that Whopper was angry, but I didn't think it would try to kill me!)
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To: SoldierDad
Brown paper of course - plastic is too opaque

Don't you mean transparent? I would think opaque is good.

65 posted on 06/10/2009 11:23:15 AM PDT by jellybean (Who is John Galt? ~ Bookmark http://altfreerepublic.freeforums.org for when FR is down)
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To: Deb
1. Hockey goalie mask and stick


66 posted on 06/10/2009 11:23:18 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Dave still has great legs.


67 posted on 06/10/2009 11:25:36 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: jellybean

Plastic isn’t exactly transparent though. And, opaque is able to show way too much (any is way too much).


68 posted on 06/10/2009 11:42:52 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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To: FreepShop1

There’s talk of a turkey baster.


69 posted on 06/10/2009 11:45:03 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: bellas_sister

FYI


70 posted on 06/10/2009 12:22:52 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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71 posted on 06/10/2009 12:28:43 PM PDT by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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72 posted on 06/10/2009 12:38:21 PM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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To: CodeToad

The Ugly Scale is cranked to 11.


73 posted on 06/10/2009 2:11:00 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: Deb
Dave is partial to the slutty methamphetamine whore look.


74 posted on 06/10/2009 2:52:03 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

That would explain the apparent lack of teeth.


75 posted on 06/10/2009 2:54:43 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: Deb
03. Discourage divorce talk by occasionally "losing" child.

HAHAHAAHA.

76 posted on 06/10/2009 2:55:02 PM PDT by Stentor
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To: reagan_fanatic

This top 10 list goes to 11.

77 posted on 06/10/2009 2:56:53 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: FreepShop1
She looks like MICHAEL Palin!

Yo Sparky! Michael is way more feminine.

78 posted on 06/10/2009 2:58:59 PM PDT by Stentor
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To: doc11355
I thought you were kidding until I looked her up.

Suggestion for Letterman's wife.

11. Wear one of these during sex.


79 posted on 06/10/2009 3:05:35 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Anti-Bubba182

He may need the full body model.


80 posted on 06/10/2009 3:14:26 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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