Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife

My Brilliance | 6/10/09 | The_Beloved_Deb

[Deb]

10. Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!

09. Use some of Dave's millions for cosmetics.

08. As a public service, have your tubes tied.

07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.

06. Remind husband that beautiful women have more germs.

05. Redact "Maximum Thigh Size" from pre-nup.

04. To appear more attractive have show book Helen Thomas & Sandra Bernhard.

03. Discourage divorce talk by occasionally "losing" child.

02. Demand Dave fire crew member who gave you "Best of Breed" t-shirt.

01. To ensure marriage longevity...keep husband sedated!

[Deb]

Feel free to add your own.

[SkyDancer]

11. Duct tape his mouth!

[FastCoyote]

[Feel free to add your own.]

I don’t know, I think you pretty much hit it out of Candlestick Park and across the Bay.

[Big_Monkey]

"Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!"

Hysterical. Absolutely hysterical.

[Billthedrill]

BTT. OTOH, she is his wife. Hasn't she suffered enough? :-)

[GSWarrior]

I like #5.

[Moonman62]

I don’t think it’s right to stoop down to his level. Besides he could probably care less if you make fun of his wife.

[doc11355]

07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.

Apparently this is working, given Letterman's different reactions to these two:

[FastCoyote]

Hey, they have a Top Ten contest. I bet you could cut and paste your list.
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20090606.phtml

[weezel]

I’m stealing this!

[ConservativeWarrior]

Nicely done.

Dave's political brilliance is exceeded only by his knack for marrying attactive women.

[domenad]

Suggest anti-depressants as a hedge against coming in #2 to Conan O’Brien.

[Deb]

Good point.

[Tigercap]

well done

[KC Burke]

12.) Memorize the comeback, “But Honey, at least I don’t have a gap in my teeth.”

[rvoitier]

11. Make Dave tell jokes of his own knocked-up bastard son instead of someone else’s.

[Deb]

Whoa! My brain is incapable of processing those two images together.

[GeronL]

His wife needs to cut back on potato chips and cigars, she is far more manly than her husband I hear

[Deb]

I’ve been stooping to levels all my life, I can’t stop now.

[astounded]

To me, Letterman’s wife looks like that nutball woman Cindy Sheehan whose son was killed in Iraq back in 2004 and who camped out in a ditch near Crawford, Texas to protest GWB...