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1 posted on 06/10/2009 10:23:45 AM PDT by Deb
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11. Duct tape his mouth!


2 posted on 06/10/2009 10:24:43 AM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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I don’t know, I think you pretty much hit it out of Candlestick Park and across the Bay.


3 posted on 06/10/2009 10:25:55 AM PDT by FastCoyote (I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
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"Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!"

Hysterical. Absolutely hysterical.

4 posted on 06/10/2009 10:27:28 AM PDT by Big_Monkey
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BTT. OTOH, she is his wife. Hasn't she suffered enough? :-)
5 posted on 06/10/2009 10:28:01 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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I like #5.


6 posted on 06/10/2009 10:28:16 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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I don’t think it’s right to stoop down to his level. Besides he could probably care less if you make fun of his wife.


7 posted on 06/10/2009 10:28:52 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.

Apparently this is working, given Letterman's different reactions to these two:

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8 posted on 06/10/2009 10:30:15 AM PDT by doc11355
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Hey, they have a Top Ten contest. I bet you could cut and paste your list.
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20090606.phtml


9 posted on 06/10/2009 10:30:17 AM PDT by FastCoyote (I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
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I’m stealing this!


10 posted on 06/10/2009 10:30:22 AM PDT by weezel
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Nicely done.

Dave's political brilliance is exceeded only by his knack for marrying attactive women.
11 posted on 06/10/2009 10:30:28 AM PDT by ConservativeWarrior (In last year's nests, there are no birds this year.)
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Suggest anti-depressants as a hedge against coming in #2 to Conan O’Brien.


12 posted on 06/10/2009 10:30:54 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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well done


14 posted on 06/10/2009 10:31:06 AM PDT by Tigercap
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12.) Memorize the comeback, “But Honey, at least I don’t have a gap in my teeth.”


15 posted on 06/10/2009 10:31:31 AM PDT by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
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11. Make Dave tell jokes of his own knocked-up bastard son instead of someone else’s.


16 posted on 06/10/2009 10:32:09 AM PDT by rvoitier (Congess is cents-offenders. We get screwed 'cuz they can't keep it in their pants.)
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His wife needs to cut back on potato chips and cigars, she is far more manly than her husband I hear


18 posted on 06/10/2009 10:33:04 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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“To appear more attractive have show book Helen Thomas & Sandra Bernhard.”

You forgot Rosie and Hillary and Nancy.


21 posted on 06/10/2009 10:34:17 AM PDT by gc4nra (This tag line protected by Kimber and the First Amendment!)
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11. Run...quickly...and take your child with you. He’s not good role model for a son.


28 posted on 06/10/2009 10:39:42 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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Number 1.1) Keep Dave away from your kid (male or female) folks now have reason to believe Dave’s a bonafide pedophile.


30 posted on 06/10/2009 10:40:40 AM PDT by Obushma (Obama=Bush 3rd Term!)
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Do we have a pic of the lovely matron?


31 posted on 06/10/2009 10:41:11 AM PDT by Mamzelle (BRING CAMERA EQUIP TO TEA PARTIES--TAPE THE DISRUPTORS)
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01. Two words: Barney Costume


33 posted on 06/10/2009 10:41:34 AM PDT by oblomov (Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. - Mencken)
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