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Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Schmuck Schumer and his ilk are doing their damnedest to ruin this country.
It’s a traditional exchange of shamrocks in celebration of St Patrick’s Day.
michelle malkin is saying 11 aig execs are resigning
AHHHHH Mitch makes me want to pull my hair out. He’s tossing Jim Bunning under the bus; writing to the Wall Street Journal in defense of Gitmo, and upset at AIG, AFTER he voted for the *&*^%&% bailout. He needs to decide which of his multiple personalities is going to rule and run with it. Too bad he’s in office for five more years at least.
wait wait wait....
Is it time for DWTS chat??
That Gilles is a hunka hunka burnin love EYE CANDY.
Can you blame them?
I wonder if they can get a refund of the money they contributed to the Dodd and Obama campaigns?
I would imagine more than that will resign and I’ll bet the quite a few of the rank and file will resign too.
AIG goes belly up because of resignations but that’s ok, $97 ducks were laundered to over seas banks - AIG’s usefulness has expired.
Yeah but he got over rated by the judges, he wasn’t that good. Definitely not as good as cute as a button Olympic Girl or the Bachelor Chick.
maybe so clint but I’d rather watch him shake his groove thang shirtless then either olympic girl or Bachelor-ex.
RAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!
IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!
Ping*
You know it’s a shitty idea when Patty Murray (D-WA) is against it.
Shawn Johnson is going to win it all!!! I love her!
Melissa is gorgeous and good, but I hope Shawn Johnson wins.
I concur most strongly!
Keep over-reaching DUmmies!
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