The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/17/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Welcome to day 57 of the Socialist 0-ccupation of America.

There are 1329 days left until Americans can institute regime change.

There are 1404 days until America can truly be free of our 0-ppressor.



(((((Ping))))

[Pfesser]

Bump!

[vacuumbob]

Hey

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone award

[al baby]

Is that old windbag still on the air ?

[Pfesser]

I can’t believe I finally won. I want to thank all my friends at EIB and FreeRepublic.

[TornadoAlley3]

[NeoCaveman]

Is that old windbag still on the air ?

The answer to that is the same as the last time you asked it :^)

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hey back at ya. How’s you doing?

[al baby]

Good morning

[vacuumbob]

doen fine, just been busy.

[TornadoAlley3]

PITTSBURGH – Caterpillar Inc. announced a fresh round of job cuts Tuesday, laying off more than 2,400 employees at five plants in Illinois, Indiana and Georgia as the heavy equipment maker continues to cut costs amid the global economic downturn.....

But Obama’s teleprompter told him they would hire if we passed his stimulus.

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*LOL* Unfortunately he won’t be if 0 has his way.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Bottom of the Morning to you!

[Danae]

Damn those teleprompters!

LOL

Obama and his teleprompter... its a VERY special relationship. It speaks to him, he speaks to it. He watches its every move.... every step it takes.... its a disturbing relationship, controlling, one might even say Obsessive. Obama and his teleprompter, its pole dancing at its finest!

[AGreatPer]

New washing machine being delivered today. I’m so excited.

[Fudd Fan]

What brand did you get?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

No dryer?