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Iowahawk: Dow Soars on NYU White House Takeover
Iowahawk
| 2/24/2009
| David Burge
Posted on 02/24/2009 10:46:44 AM PST by dighton
NEW YORK - Major stock indexes posted broad gains on heavy trading early Tuesday on news that a rogue group of student protesters from New York University had taken over the White House and barricaded themselves in the Oval Office. The Dow posted a 1100 point (17%) gain in the first hour of trading, wiping out nearly all of its loss since January 20 and almost 35% of losses since November 4.
Finally, were seeing encouraging signs of sanity in Washington, said UBS market analyst Jane Cohen.
The market rally lifted issues across the board, with 87% of stocks showing gains. Market leaders included Apple ($116.05, +32%), Amalgamated Pachouli & Incense ($23.15, +53%), Keffiya Mart ($17.66, +49%), and Bongs.com ($41.10, +72%). The short list of losers included student loan guarantor Sallie Mae ($1.78, -78%) and General Deodorant ($0.83, -96%).
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: iowahawk; nyu; stockmarket
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:46:44 AM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:48:11 AM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: dighton
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:49:30 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
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To: dighton
Ahhh, we all love IowaHawk!!!!
CA....
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:50:50 AM PST
by
Chances Are
(Whew! It seems I've at last found that silly grin!)
To: dighton
Very funny. I love your writing, Iowahawk.
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Acting US President Skyler Lozano: bringing new hope to Wall Street
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:52:24 AM PST
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dighton
To: dighton
And my fears of a depression are up in smoke.
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:53:24 AM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Welcome to the Obama-Democrat Depression.)
To: dighton
Ja love, baby. I gotta go buy some stocks. BTT
To: dighton
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:54:45 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: dighton
Skyler is setting up a consensus group and is looking for a facilitator that can guide them into "Breakout Groups" so that the "Breakout Consensus Groups" can report back to him after the disco ball falls.
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:58:05 AM PST
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: dighton
A couple rounds of beer pong in the White House would probably be an improvement.
To: dighton
Hey, waitaminnit ... this is ... Satire!
To: martin_fierro
Hey, waitaminnit ... this is ... Satire! DAMN!
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:06:55 AM PST
by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
(I'll show their president the exact same respect and loyalty that they have shown my president.)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Yeah - disappointing, isn't it...
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:07:34 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: dighton
When will the tanks show up to squash this display of “free thinking”?
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:11:00 AM PST
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(WHAT? Where did my tag line go? (ACORN))
To: dighton; IowaHawk
Burge 2012: When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Pull Papers.
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:18:49 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...Happy Mardi Gras!)
To: dighton
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:29:48 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: dighton
The ensuing chaos, with hundreds of thousands of government employees walking off the job, brough gridlock to Washington freeways.... And just how would that be different from what happens every day here about 4 p.m.?
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:54:41 AM PST
by
La Lydia
To: dighton
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02/24/2009 3:00:49 PM PST
by
aculeus
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