HARRY POTTER: IS JK ABOUT TO KILL HIM OFF?

Mirror (UK) ^ | 6 December 2005 | Ryan Parry

[jalisco555]

Probably part of the hype for the current movie but interesting speculation. I can't wait for the next book although it will be sad to see the series end, one way or the other.

BTW, any HP fans out there should definitely check out the audio versions of the books. Jim Dale is simply astonishingly good.

[Semper Paratus]

Wish they would do the same for the Sopranos.

[OKSooner]

Will he be sent to hell for being a devil worshiper?

[RetroSexual]

Shades of "Blake's Seven"!

[jalisco555]

Will he be sent to hell for being a devil worshiper?

Have you read any of the books?

[Panerai]

I would not rush to believe every word a paper like the Mirror has to say.

[mollynme]

I seriously doubt that she would kill him off. Who would want to make a film of that book?

[pikachu]

Okay, I'll spill the beans. In the next and final book in the series, 'Harry Potter and the Brown Skid Marks of Shame', the young wizard manages to finally destroy Voldemort, lose his virginity, and graduate Hogwarts but unfortuantly all three happen simultaneously at an intervention for Hagrid's growing malt liquor problem.

[peyton randolph]

Will he be sent to hell for being a devil worshiper?

Someone's panties are in a bunch because the HP books have been outselling the Bible.

[Lunatic Fringe]

It is a great series of books, although at the end of the last one I was so mad that I threw the book across the room and cursed the name J.K. Rowling.

[coconutt2000]

JKR would probably be mobbed by HP fans if she killed him off in the last book.

At best she'll make him disappear, borrowing from King Arthur's myth - to send him off into the mists, to return when next evil should rise again.

(Or worse yet, she'll send him back in time to grow up to become Dumbledore.)

[tiredoflaundry]

*pingus maxima*

[Lunatic Fringe]

Okay, I'll spill the beans. In the next and final book in the series, 'Harry Potter and the Brown Skid Marks of Shame', the young wizard manages to finally destroy Voldemort, lose his virginity, and graduate Hogwarts but unfortuantly all three happen simultaneously at an intervention for Hagrid's growing malt liquor problem.

*COFFEE SPEW*

[GoforBroke]

My wife and I have read all to books to date. We speculate that the last horcrux is the scar on Harry's forehead. The last book indicated that all the horcrux's (whats the plural of horcrux?) will have to be found and destroyed in order to eliminate Voldamort.

[js1138]

Rowling has always hinted that Harry will not be available for an eighth book. Any such decision would not be new. The story outline has been fixed since before the publication of the first book.

[kjam22]

Will he be sent to hell for being a devil worshiper?

LOL

[Lunatic Fringe]

HP books have been outselling the Bible.

The Harry Potter books are much more entertaining.

[massgopguy]

Arthur Conan Doyle made this mistake once.

[jalisco555]

I would not rush to believe every word a paper like the Mirror has to say.

They're just quoting Jim Dale, who knows as much as anyone beside Rowling herself. I suspect it's more hype than substance but I guess we'll see when the book comes out.