Okay, I'll spill the beans. In the next and final book in the series, 'Harry Potter and the Brown Skid Marks of Shame', the young wizard manages to finally destroy Voldemort, lose his virginity, and graduate Hogwarts but unfortuantly all three happen simultaneously at an intervention for Hagrid's growing malt liquor problem.
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Okay, I'll spill the beans. In the next and final book in the series, 'Harry Potter and the Brown Skid Marks of Shame', the young wizard manages to finally destroy Voldemort, lose his virginity, and graduate Hogwarts but unfortuantly all three happen simultaneously at an intervention for Hagrid's growing malt liquor problem.
Thanks! Made my morning!
JK says there are clues as to Harry's fate already
included in the books. I suggest that great line
at the end of COS certainly stands as a clue.
It's the scene where Harry is present when Dumbledor
faces down Lucius Malfoy, insinuating that the
Hogwarts Master KNOWS who planted Tom Riddle's
Diary inside the castle. The defiant Malfoy asks
WHO will be here to protect the school once AD
is gone. As Albus Dumbledore smiles, the reply
from Harry is, and adamant "Don't worry, I WILL!"
Again, WHY in HBP should AD begin the new
tack of personally instructing Harry whereby he
is to master magical arts that are denied other
students?
I'm a Great Grandfather, and I've read them all
twice. I'm sure if avid fans went back,
specifically looking for those clues about Harry's
future, quite a list would be compiled.