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Surprised Customer Says Penis Pills Don't Work
Reuters ^ | Tue Feb 15, 2005 08:24 AM ET

Posted on 02/15/2005 10:49:31 PM PST by MaxMax

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises, the plaintiff's lawyer said on Monday.

Two similar cases, filed last year in Colorado and Ohio, accuse manufacturers of herbal dietary supplements, VigRx and Enzyte, of falsely claiming to be able to add substantial length and girth to a man's penis.

All three suits seek class action status and claim to represent more than 1 million total plaintiffs.

In the latest case, filed on Jan. 21 in New Jersey state court, plaintiff Michael Coluzzi claimed he paid $59.95 for a 30-day supply of Alzare pills but "experienced no increase in penis size," and then was unable to collect a promised refund from manufacturer Alzare LLC of Boca Raton, Florida.

Neither Alzare nor chief operating officer Scott Hammond, both named as defendants, could be reached for comment.

Coluzzi's attorney, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 3 inches (7.5 cm) to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars.

"Males, for whatever reason, may be susceptible because of what they feel they lack," DeNittis said. "It was so believable I confirmed with an expert (that the claims were false) before I filed the lawsuit. They said they had done medical studies proving that it works."

The ads for Alzare tablets, comprised of ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine and other ingredients, guaranteed results within a week and claimed a 95 percent success rate in the more than 100,000 men who have used it, the suit said.

But last year, the Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission saying the maker of Enzyte had not backed up its claims with science.

Although thousands of complaints have been registered with local government agencies and the Better Business Bureau, few lawsuits have been filed because the companies appear to be "judgment proof," DeNittis said.

"They don't have enough assets for plaintiffs to recover, and some of the defendants are fly-by-night -- they close up shop after they get sued," he said.

All three lawsuits claim that plaintiffs were unable to contact the companies for guaranteed refunds after spending hundreds of dollars for the penis enhancers.


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HAAhahahaa /fall's out of his chair
1 posted on 02/15/2005 10:49:31 PM PST by MaxMax
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To: MaxMax

No pictures please.


2 posted on 02/15/2005 10:50:01 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

3 posted on 02/15/2005 10:52:55 PM PST by MaxMax
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To: Paleo Conservative

4 posted on 02/15/2005 10:58:10 PM PST by MaxMax
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To: MaxMax

Some people are too gullible


5 posted on 02/15/2005 10:59:39 PM PST by GeronL (The Old Media is at war with the New Media...... We are all Matt Drudges now.)
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To: MaxMax

Somebody better start the class action suit before tort reform gets passed.


6 posted on 02/15/2005 11:01:10 PM PST by bahblahbah
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To: MaxMax

Anyone that believes those kinds of ads deserves to get "taken".


7 posted on 02/15/2005 11:01:16 PM PST by DJ MacWoW ("Are you cops? FBI" bad guy, "I'm currently unemployed" Tony Almeida of 24)
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To: MaxMax

The Postmaster should levy stiff fines for male fraud


8 posted on 02/15/2005 11:01:33 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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"very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring ... porn stars

And it didn't work? Porn stars are very, very convincing.

9 posted on 02/15/2005 11:03:26 PM PST by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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To: Blurblogger

This will be a short trial.


10 posted on 02/15/2005 11:05:30 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Senator, we can have this discussion in any way that you would like.")
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To: MaxMax

Guess it will be difficult to see what is in plaintiffs' trial briefs.


11 posted on 02/15/2005 11:25:21 PM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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To: MaxMax

You have to be very stupid to believe these claims to begin with.... Send your money to "Feed the children" or some other outfit, start thinking about others and not yourself.... idiots.


12 posted on 02/15/2005 11:30:53 PM PST by fwddeployed
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To: MaxMax

I ask you, is this the face of a liar?

13 posted on 02/15/2005 11:33:34 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: MaxMax
Coluzzi's attorney, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 3 inches (7.5 cm) to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars

Advertised by real life doctors and porn stars?...I'm sold.

14 posted on 02/15/2005 11:34:30 PM PST by Nexus6
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To: bahblahbah
Somebody better start the class action suit before tort reform gets passed.

No reformed tort. D'OH!

15 posted on 02/15/2005 11:41:06 PM PST by dasboot
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To: Cpt. Jack
ping~

heheee~

16 posted on 02/15/2005 11:42:24 PM PST by lutz
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To: peyton randolph

"Discovery" will be hillarious I bet!


17 posted on 02/15/2005 11:44:47 PM PST by chuckles
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To: chuckles
"Discovery" will be hillarious I bet!

Yep. Wonder if they'll be able to comply with a request for production.

18 posted on 02/15/2005 11:47:18 PM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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To: Blurblogger

"The Postmaster should levy stiff fines for male fraud"

Hey!
You're the person who writes all the double-entendres for the Enzyte commercials, aren't you?....:))


19 posted on 02/15/2005 11:57:24 PM PST by Salamander (I'm a Changeling, See me change.)
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To: MaxMax

HONEST! IT'S NOT MY BAG, BABY!!


20 posted on 02/16/2005 12:10:19 AM PST by shibumi ("Out Here We Is Stoned - Immaculate".....J.M.)
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