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WILDEST EXCUSE : ARGENTINE MAN TELLS WIFE HE WAS ABDUCTED
The Journal of Hispanic Ufology (!) ^
| 6th January, 2005
| Scott Corrales
Posted on 01/08/2005 5:03:43 PM PST by Red Sea Swimmer
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The aliens also gave him some vouchers for marriage guidance counselling sessions.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
Good thing Mr. Gun hasn't tried this one. However, I did fall for the "stopped-to-help-a-gang-of-old-ladies-with-their-broken-down-motorcycles" trick....but only once.....
To: Red Sea Swimmer
The excuse offered by a taxi driver from La Plata may soon go into the Guinness Book of Records as the wildest in the world. Yes, yes, yes, but did she buy it ?
To: Red Sea Swimmer
"He phoned me from Quilmes"
More like he phoned from inside a bottle of Quilmes.
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posted on
01/08/2005 5:12:30 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
To: anniegetyourgun
I knew a kid at school who had five grandmothers. He was always going to funerals and informing the different teachers that was why his assignments were late or nonexistent.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
Good Saturday night post...thx.
"Excuse me a minute...there's someone at the door...what the heck????...
Oh, it's just my wife and she needs help with the groceries..."
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posted on
01/08/2005 5:25:22 PM PST
by
weenie
(Islam is as "...dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog." -- Churchill)
To: Red Sea Swimmer
Art Bell, Calling Art Bell
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posted on
01/08/2005 5:34:33 PM PST
by
ThreePuttinDude
(Plumbers for Bush....We flushed the Johns)
To: Red Sea Swimmer
Strangest of all is that when he returns home from his space odysseys, his breath smells of wine. Obviously, the aliens were torturing him, plying him for information by pouring wine down his throat...
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posted on
01/08/2005 5:37:40 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Take me to your Liter)
To: mikrofon
The aliens were from Planet Tequila in the Haveanotherdrop Constellation.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
Call home at 3:00 AM and say, "Don't pay the ransom, dear, I've escaped!", I mean who hasn't tried that one at least once.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Most popular excuses, used for work avoidance.
1 - Flat Tyre
2 - Car Trouble/Broke Down
3 - Wife/Husband/Child was sick
4 - 24 hour bug/flu/wog
5 - Grandmother/Grandfather/Great Aunt/Third Cousin Twice Removed Died
6 - Pet dog/cat got run over by a car
7 - Free Republic had a good thread going
To: mikrofon
pouring wine down his throat...Do you mean Jesus juice? If so...I think we can fill in that missing time.
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posted on
01/08/2005 5:51:00 PM PST
by
weenie
(Islam is as "...dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog." -- Churchill)
To: Red Sea Swimmer
To: Red Sea Swimmer
I think your "kid" worked for us at one time.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
The aliens only do the jobs we Americans won't do.
To: SouthTexas
Yes, he had a relative for every occasion.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
"A cab driver from the city of La Plata told his wife that he was abducted by a "Flying Saucer".
Automatic winner of the "That's my story and I'm sticking to it" award.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Little green men will be coming around to your house very soon to take you to Planet Tequila. The sunrises there are meant to be mind-blowing.
To: Red Sea Swimmer
So, what's the big deal? This same thing happens to me every Friday about 5:30 pm after I get paid. The aliens always drop me off on my doorstep every Saturday about noon so I really don't mind. I always keep forgetting to bring my camera, though, so I can show my wife what they look like.
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