More like he phoned from inside a bottle of Quilmes.
Posted on 01/08/2005 5:03:43 PM PST by Red Sea Swimmer
From : Inexplicata - The Journal of Hispanic Ufology
A cab driver from the city of La Plata told his wife that he was abducted by a "Flying Saucer". His wife filed a report and the Justice Department and Police intervened.
The excuse offered by a taxi driver from La Plata may soon go into the Guinness Book of Records as the wildest in the world.
It all started yesterday morning, when a desperate woman appeared at the 6th Sheriff's Office of the provincial capital to report that her husband had been abducted by aliens traveling aboard a UFO. This prompted the intervention of a judge, a district prosecutor and the Police.
After several searches and hours of anguish, the wife appeared before the authorities and claimed to have solved the case: "He phoned me from Quilmes and told me had been taken by a flying saucer."
In this way theft or kidnapping by "Earthlings" was discarded as a possibility.
According to the woman, this is not the first time that her husband has experienced these intergalactic abductions: the cabbie has vanished on several occasions and when he appears, he claims to have been abducted by flying saucers.
Strangest of all is that when he returns home from his space odysseys, his breath smells of wine. This eventually led the wife to suspect that the aliens have their base of operations in some wine cellar in the province of Mendoza.
Translation (C) 2005, Scott Corrales (IHU). Special thanks to Guillermo Gimenez.
Good thing Mr. Gun hasn't tried this one. However, I did fall for the "stopped-to-help-a-gang-of-old-ladies-with-their-broken-down-motorcycles" trick....but only once.....
Yes, yes, yes, but did she buy it ?
More like he phoned from inside a bottle of Quilmes.
"Excuse me a minute...there's someone at the door...what the heck????...
Oh, it's just my wife and she needs help with the groceries..."
Obviously, the aliens were torturing him, plying him for information by pouring wine down his throat...
The aliens were from Planet Tequila in the Haveanotherdrop Constellation.
Call home at 3:00 AM and say, "Don't pay the ransom, dear, I've escaped!", I mean who hasn't tried that one at least once.
Do you mean Jesus juice? If so...I think we can fill in that missing time.
Word.
I think your "kid" worked for us at one time.
The aliens only do the jobs we Americans won't do.
"A cab driver from the city of La Plata told his wife that he was abducted by a "Flying Saucer".
Automatic winner of the "That's my story and I'm sticking to it" award.
I BELIEVE!!
Little green men will be coming around to your house very soon to take you to Planet Tequila. The sunrises there are meant to be mind-blowing.
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