[Red Sea Swimmer]

I knew a kid at school who had five grandmothers. He was always going to funerals and informing the different teachers that was why his assignments were late or nonexistent.

[weenie]

Good Saturday night post...thx.

"Excuse me a minute...there's someone at the door...what the heck????...

Oh, it's just my wife and she needs help with the groceries..."

[SouthTexas]

I think your "kid" worked for us at one time.