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To: Red Sea Swimmer

Strangest of all is that when he returns home from his space odysseys, his breath smells of wine.

Obviously, the aliens were torturing him, plying him for information by pouring wine down his throat...

8 posted on 01/08/2005 5:37:40 PM PST by mikrofon (Take me to your Liter)

To: mikrofon

The aliens were from Planet Tequila in the Haveanotherdrop Constellation.

9 posted on 01/08/2005 5:40:56 PM PST by Red Sea Swimmer (Tisha5765Bav)

To: mikrofon

pouring wine down his throat...

Do you mean Jesus juice? If so...I think we can fill in that missing time.

12 posted on 01/08/2005 5:51:00 PM PST by weenie (Islam is as "...dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog." -- Churchill)

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