[Red Sea Swimmer]

The aliens also gave him some vouchers for marriage guidance counselling sessions.

[anniegetyourgun]

Good thing Mr. Gun hasn't tried this one. However, I did fall for the "stopped-to-help-a-gang-of-old-ladies-with-their-broken-down-motorcycles" trick....but only once.....

[af_vet_1981]

The excuse offered by a taxi driver from La Plata may soon go into the Guinness Book of Records as the wildest in the world.

Yes, yes, yes, but did she buy it ?

[Choose Ye This Day]

"He phoned me from Quilmes"

More like he phoned from inside a bottle of Quilmes.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Art Bell, Calling Art Bell

[mikrofon]

Strangest of all is that when he returns home from his space odysseys, his breath smells of wine.

Obviously, the aliens were torturing him, plying him for information by pouring wine down his throat...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Call home at 3:00 AM and say, "Don't pay the ransom, dear, I've escaped!", I mean who hasn't tried that one at least once.

[DainBramage]

The aliens only do the jobs we Americans won't do.

[hinckley buzzard]

"A cab driver from the city of La Plata told his wife that he was abducted by a "Flying Saucer".

Automatic winner of the "That's my story and I'm sticking to it" award.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I BELIEVE!!

[spinestein]

So, what's the big deal? This same thing happens to me every Friday about 5:30 pm after I get paid. The aliens always drop me off on my doorstep every Saturday about noon so I really don't mind. I always keep forgetting to bring my camera, though, so I can show my wife what they look like.

[Feckless]

Once called my ex on the down side of a three day bender. Told her "Whatever you do don't pay the ransom, I got away!" and hung up.

[TheRatHunter]

My girlfriend gets abducted by aliens all the time!!

...hey, wait a minute...

[Lijahsbubbe]

A cab driver from the city of La Plata told his wife that he was abducted by a "Flying Saucer".

Sounds more like he was flying from the sauce.