Recipe for a happy household: separate restrooms. Steh- or Sitz-, just use (and clean) your own toilet.And wonderful U.S., where so many have this choice instead!
Posted on 12/19/2004 5:27:17 PM PST by Chi-townChief
These people where Vikings once. Now they're sitzpinklers. What a damn shame.
I guess it never occurred to these women to get their husbands/boyfriends to wipe the seat and/or floor after they go. Is that too much to ask? So either they can't think of any alternatives to sitting down, or else they think it's easier to get men to sit than it is to clean up after themselves.
Red States = stehpinkler
Blue States = sitzpinkler
Now I know why there's such a difference between the two.
This tells me that we were right all along. I do not want to be associated in any manner with males who have the women in their lives direct their "pinkling".
Please tell me that that "Australia" is a typo and they really meant "Austria".
I think if I am ever confronted with one of those voice boxes that tell me to sit down when pinkling, I am going to smash it and break it, then act like I don't know what it is and hand it to my hosts with an apology. Then when they say "oh, this is to ask you to sit down ..." I will snort and say , "F*** that..."
Since I'm the only male in a home with 5 females, and I'm the only one who cleans the bathroom anyways...I'll pi** on the seat before I sit for no reason. And while I'm on the subject, why is it that I use paper 1 in 4 times I use the B-room, they use it every time. Why haven't they learned to replace the stinkin' t.p. roll?
Tell your host their toilet copped an attitude so you fixed it for them.
Blue States = sitzpinkler
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I think you really want to say Red Counties and Blue Counties. It makes a difference, you know.
Chief: My wife and I saw "About Schmidt," where the red-stater character played by Jack Nicholson is compelled to sit by his spouse...I was incredulous that a woman would do that to a man....I told my wife never to force me to do that. She won't.
One picky detail: The constitution does not grant us the right to pursue happiness. The Declaration of Independence states that our Creator has endowed us with this right.
It might sound picky, but it should never go unchallenged, otherwise we begin to believe that our government grants us rights, instead of defending them.
"My brother, for example, would not dream of standing up. Among the young, leftish intelligentsia, there is also a view that to stand up is a nasty macho gesture."
My first reaction was: Your F**K%%G with me right?
My second reaction was: Why don't these guys just have a sex change operation so that they can better relate to their friends. Apparently, being a male in Europe is a nasty macho gesture in itself.
Great Article, lets face it all the real men left the continent of Europe for America or Austrailia. What is left has been a sort of Dawinism in Reverse...Survival of the Whimpiest.
"I think you really want to say Red Counties and Blue Counties. It makes a difference, you know."
Oh heck, why don't I just go ahead and say liberal Democrats are sitzpinklers and conservative Republicans are stehpinklers?
Recipe for a happy household: separate restrooms. Steh- or Sitz-, just use (and clean) your own toilet.bump
I've decide to leave the seat up in protest, and when I really want to leave them a message I piss on seat!
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