Recipe for a happy household: separate restrooms. Steh- or Sitz-, just use (and clean) your own toilet.And wonderful U.S., where so many have this choice instead!
These people where Vikings once. Now they're sitzpinklers. What a damn shame.
Red States = stehpinkler
Blue States = sitzpinkler
Now I know why there's such a difference between the two.
This tells me that we were right all along. I do not want to be associated in any manner with males who have the women in their lives direct their "pinkling".
I think if I am ever confronted with one of those voice boxes that tell me to sit down when pinkling, I am going to smash it and break it, then act like I don't know what it is and hand it to my hosts with an apology. Then when they say "oh, this is to ask you to sit down ..." I will snort and say , "F*** that..."
Since I'm the only male in a home with 5 females, and I'm the only one who cleans the bathroom anyways...I'll pi** on the seat before I sit for no reason. And while I'm on the subject, why is it that I use paper 1 in 4 times I use the B-room, they use it every time. Why haven't they learned to replace the stinkin' t.p. roll?
Chief: My wife and I saw "About Schmidt," where the red-stater character played by Jack Nicholson is compelled to sit by his spouse...I was incredulous that a woman would do that to a man....I told my wife never to force me to do that. She won't.
One picky detail: The constitution does not grant us the right to pursue happiness. The Declaration of Independence states that our Creator has endowed us with this right.
It might sound picky, but it should never go unchallenged, otherwise we begin to believe that our government grants us rights, instead of defending them.
"My brother, for example, would not dream of standing up. Among the young, leftish intelligentsia, there is also a view that to stand up is a nasty macho gesture."
My first reaction was: Your F**K%%G with me right?
My second reaction was: Why don't these guys just have a sex change operation so that they can better relate to their friends. Apparently, being a male in Europe is a nasty macho gesture in itself.
Great Article, lets face it all the real men left the continent of Europe for America or Austrailia. What is left has been a sort of Dawinism in Reverse...Survival of the Whimpiest.
Recipe for a happy household: separate restrooms. Steh- or Sitz-, just use (and clean) your own toilet.bump
I've decide to leave the seat up in protest, and when I really want to leave them a message I piss on seat!
Thanks for posting a great article!
Piss on 'em.
Stop? Many of us never started.
Snip....from telegraph article
German men are being shamed into urinating while sitting down by a gadget which is saving millions of women from cleaning up in the bathroom after them.
fashion.telegraph
The WC ghost, a £6 voice-alarm, reprimands men for standing at the lavatory pan. It is triggered when the seat is lifted. The battery-operated devices are attached to the seats and deliver stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate (known as "Stehpinkeln").
"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.
The manufacturers of the WC ghost, Patentwert, say they are ready to direct their gadgets at the British market."
http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/08/18/wpinkl18.xml
Jeez... how many threads are we going to have today about peeing?!?!?!!?
The next time I take a whiz I'm gonna stand tall and get a nice wide stance, and let the flag wave in mock sorrow for our pwhipped you're-a-peein' brethren. Har har har!!!
In our household, it's OK to have the toilet seat up ... because we have a cat who pees in the toilet. Everyone should be so lucky!