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Biden Instructs Military To Shoot Anyone Who Calls U.S. A Banana Republic
The Bee ^ | June 12, 2023

Posted on 06/12/2023 7:34:32 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to widespread public outcry following the indictment of former President Donald Trump, Joe Biden has ordered the military to shoot anyone who dares to refer to the United States as a "banana republic."

"Listen up, folks. The United States is not a banana republic. Got it?" Biden said sternly in brief remarks to members of the media at the White House. "That's just a bunch of malarky and anyone who tries to say it will be dragged into the street and executed. I don't even like bananas. Greetenbarzarfit!"

The Biden administration has been accused of totalitarianism and weaponization of the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents, largely due to Biden implementing totalitarianism and weaponizing the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents. The White House continues to refute such claims. "This administration does not engage in oppressive tactics," said black lesbian White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is also a lesbian who is black. "Any claims to the contrary can only come from enemies of the state and will be met with swift and vengeful force to permanently silence them."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bananarepublic; greetenbarzarfit
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To: Retain Mike

Just, wow.


41 posted on 06/13/2023 4:31:06 AM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: rlmorel

“I couldn’t figure out the Photoshop tool that carved it into 8.5. x 11 sheets of paper”

Years ago when Teddy Kennedy was speaking at the Reagan Library I created a poster in Word. “Teddy K - murderer traitor”. It was Word 2003, and I don’t know if it’s still possible.

Posters also can be done in MS Publisher.


42 posted on 06/13/2023 4:37:22 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: Songcraft

Back when I did Twitter, I wrote “Joe Biden is a pedophile.” I was not kicked off Twitter for that one. Guess they know the truth


43 posted on 06/13/2023 5:21:24 AM PDT by cyclotic
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To: philman_36
It's important to 'out' President Sniffer.

Condemn him before sexual weirdos and school teachers add 'smelling little girl's hair and pinching their nipples' to the list of "celebrate pride"... LGBTQ+SP - - SP added for ''sniff and pinch')


44 posted on 06/13/2023 5:53:17 AM PDT by GOPJ (Target, Busch and Disney support sexual mutilation and sterilization of children. Boycott )
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To: MayflowerMadam

It can be done in those, you are correct, but I don’t have access to them...except through work, and I don’t want to do that!


45 posted on 06/13/2023 6:22:48 AM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: rlmorel

“except through work, and I don’t want to do that!”

Smart.


46 posted on 06/13/2023 6:27:15 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: metmom
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today.

Seems so.

47 posted on 06/13/2023 6:59:41 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: wjcsux
They publish the truth a couple of months in advance.

Apparently so.

48 posted on 06/13/2023 7:01:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

The US and Pakistan... Secure elections by jailing your opponent...


49 posted on 06/13/2023 8:16:37 AM PDT by jimmygrace
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To: GOPJ

He sure is!   It is pretty amazing how a guy who was never considered to be the brightest bulb on the tree, and his whole family, can get away for so long with all these brazen criminal activities.

(Do you think he'll come on TV someday and say, "I am not a crook!"?)

50 posted on 06/13/2023 2:52:29 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: cyclotic

He doesn't seem to even try to hide it, so it is pretty hard for any of them, even the old Twitter, to try to deny it.

51 posted on 06/13/2023 2:56:42 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: bigbob

"I’d prefer an Orange Republic"


Instead, you got a banana republic being run by a pruney kind of guy.


      

52 posted on 06/13/2023 3:01:12 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: GOPJ
He's been outed. He's been condemned. What now? Who is going to arrest him?

...sexual weirdos and school teachers...

Making my point! He got away with it so we can too.

53 posted on 06/13/2023 3:50:14 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: metmom
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today.

Excellent...
54 posted on 06/13/2023 8:20:55 PM PDT by GOPJ (Target, Busch and Disney support sexual mutilation and sterilization of children. Boycott )
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To: Songcraft
(Do you think he'll come on TV someday and say, "I am not a crook!"?)

Well, Biden's a known plagiarizer... (and crook) - so it's possible. :)

55 posted on 06/13/2023 8:27:39 PM PDT by GOPJ (Target, Busch & Disney support sexual mutilation and sterilization of children. Boycott )
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