Posted on 06/12/2023 7:34:32 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to widespread public outcry following the indictment of former President Donald Trump, Joe Biden has ordered the military to shoot anyone who dares to refer to the United States as a "banana republic."
"Listen up, folks. The United States is not a banana republic. Got it?" Biden said sternly in brief remarks to members of the media at the White House. "That's just a bunch of malarky and anyone who tries to say it will be dragged into the street and executed. I don't even like bananas. Greetenbarzarfit!"
The Biden administration has been accused of totalitarianism and weaponization of the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents, largely due to Biden implementing totalitarianism and weaponizing the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents. The White House continues to refute such claims. "This administration does not engage in oppressive tactics," said black lesbian White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is also a lesbian who is black. "Any claims to the contrary can only come from enemies of the state and will be met with swift and vengeful force to permanently silence them."
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Another clever one by the BEE! Thanks for posting.
Y’know, I’m getting a chill thinking that headline could come true with Mr. Brandon Banana as president.
So...I guess I better make the sign out of kevlar for my next event!
Stung by the Bee again! :-)
Biden would not order such a thing.
After all, that’s what they intend to turn the country into, and they’d be very proud of it.
The U.S. becoming a banana republic would help out China and Russia and Iran and Cuba and Venezuela and N. Korea. All our enemies are Biden’s friends, and they all want the U.S. to become a banana republic so they never have to worry about the U.S. ever again.
(Yeah, I know it’s the BEE, but, the Bee can be wrong at times.)
... and to the Biden Crime Family for which it stands.
Greetenbarzarfit!
LOL = great flag
They simply refuse to print anything but the Truth.
Yeah, I like it a bunch!
Uhh, is this really a joke?
I guess it is for now
The US is a banana republic...I am shooting first..
I’d prefer an Orange Republic
“The OMB table puts into perspective where I and many of us were when we probably first began to pay attention to our world, and where we are now. In midst of the Cold War, just after JFK took office in 1961 the federal government spent $98 billion dollars with 51% going for defense and 27% for payments to individuals. The estimates for 2022 are a total of over $5 trillion expended with 15.6% going for defense and 73% for payments to individuals.”
Federal Budget Historical Tables (OMB) Table 6.1
https://view.officeapps.live.com/op/view.aspx?src=https%3A%2F%2Ftrumpwhitehouse.archives.gov%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F02%2Fhist06z1_fy21.xlsx&wdOrigin=BROWSELINK
Biden is the Joke, and the Joke’s on Legacy Americans.
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