Posted on 04/09/2023 12:23:47 PM PDT by sodpoodle
China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved
"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work
If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug in 100 million electric cars at night?
Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to America
Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked, but not a ballot.
How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.
Can we still order black coffee?
Are brownies being taken off the shelf?
Is White Castle changing its name?
I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.
Can we still play Chinese checkers?
Is that season still called Indian summer?
No more Italian sausages?
How far do you want to go with this foolishness?
Hell of a job, Democrats! You've managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots, the 1973 gas prices, and uncontrolled illegal immigration - "ALL AT THE SAME TIME!"
Very well thought-out and written.
Amen!
If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug in 100 million electric cars at night?
I was saying to myself, “I can bear this, and offer it up as a sacrifice for poor sinners.” Then you said “No more Italian sausage. I don’t think I could bear that. I was planning on having some tomorrow for lunch at Casellas to celebrate my first day on my new job . Maybe I will have a meatball or a cheesesteak.
“ Hell of a job, Democrats! You’ve managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots, the 1973 gas prices, and uncontrolled illegal immigration - “ALL AT THE SAME TIME!””
Just as intended.
Gotta hand it to you, when you’re right, you’re right!
Thank you, made me laugh!
Bttt.
5.56mm
Just rebrand it as Etruscan Sausage. Say you are honoring a civilization destroyed by western culture.
Happy Easter Sod....Luv ya..Sac
I’m starting to look around when I buy a watermelon.
I believe Argus Hamilton wrote those items on his Rogue Report about a month ago.
Btt
“Look on the bright side” has been deemed offensive to vampires and those suffering from hangovers.
Just kidding, vampires are too pale to be a protected class.
Keep Calm, And Carry.
(Hmm - sort of like my tagline)
Several gems in there. I love this:”How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That’s exactly how gun control works.” That and the bit about the power grid are just fantastic.
(Hmm - sort of like my graphic)
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