I was saying to myself, “I can bear this, and offer it up as a sacrifice for poor sinners.” Then you said “No more Italian sausage. I don’t think I could bear that. I was planning on having some tomorrow for lunch at Casellas to celebrate my first day on my new job . Maybe I will have a meatball or a cheesesteak.
Just rebrand it as Etruscan Sausage. Say you are honoring a civilization destroyed by western culture.