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Keep Calm and Carry On
email from a friend | 4/9/2023 | unknown

Posted on 04/09/2023 12:23:47 PM PDT by sodpoodle

China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved

"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work

If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug in 100 million electric cars at night?

Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to America

Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked, but not a ballot.

How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.

Can we still order black coffee?

Are brownies being taken off the shelf?

Is White Castle changing its name?

I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.

Can we still play Chinese checkers?

Is that season still called Indian summer?

No more Italian sausages?

How far do you want to go with this foolishness?

Hell of a job, Democrats! You've managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots, the 1973 gas prices, and uncontrolled illegal immigration - "ALL AT THE SAME TIME!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: satire; stuff
God bless
1 posted on 04/09/2023 12:23:47 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Very well thought-out and written.


2 posted on 04/09/2023 12:37:01 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: sodpoodle

Amen!


3 posted on 04/09/2023 12:39:13 PM PDT by thesearethetimes... (Had I brought Christ with me, the outcome would have been different. Dr.Eric Cunningham)
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To: sodpoodle
If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug in 100 million electric cars at night?

Google reports that 278 million vehicles were registered in 2021. When gas/diesel vehicles are banned, the load on the power grid is going to be massive. Winter a year previous proved the Texas power grid could not hold up.
4 posted on 04/09/2023 1:07:10 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: sodpoodle

I was saying to myself, “I can bear this, and offer it up as a sacrifice for poor sinners.” Then you said “No more Italian sausage. I don’t think I could bear that. I was planning on having some tomorrow for lunch at Casellas to celebrate my first day on my new job . Maybe I will have a meatball or a cheesesteak.


5 posted on 04/09/2023 1:16:54 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: sodpoodle

“ Hell of a job, Democrats! You’ve managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots, the 1973 gas prices, and uncontrolled illegal immigration - “ALL AT THE SAME TIME!””

Just as intended.


6 posted on 04/09/2023 1:20:30 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (America is now Nazi Germany circa 1935. )
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To: sodpoodle

Gotta hand it to you, when you’re right, you’re right!


7 posted on 04/09/2023 1:42:08 PM PDT by ducttape45 (Proverbs 14:34, "Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.")
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To: sodpoodle

Thank you, made me laugh!


8 posted on 04/09/2023 2:04:17 PM PDT by Colo9250
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To: sodpoodle

Bttt.

5.56mm


9 posted on 04/09/2023 2:07:07 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Just rebrand it as Etruscan Sausage. Say you are honoring a civilization destroyed by western culture.


10 posted on 04/09/2023 2:14:22 PM PDT by Lee Enfield (I work retail. A lady asked me where she could find a white trash bag. I said "she's at home".)
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To: sodpoodle

Happy Easter Sod....Luv ya..Sac


11 posted on 04/09/2023 3:08:59 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: sodpoodle

I’m starting to look around when I buy a watermelon.


12 posted on 04/09/2023 3:10:03 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

I believe Argus Hamilton wrote those items on his Rogue Report about a month ago.


13 posted on 04/09/2023 3:33:50 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel ( )
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To: sodpoodle

Btt


14 posted on 04/09/2023 5:45:07 PM PDT by Fellow Traveler
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To: sodpoodle

“Look on the bright side” has been deemed offensive to vampires and those suffering from hangovers.

Just kidding, vampires are too pale to be a protected class.


15 posted on 04/09/2023 5:53:55 PM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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To: sodpoodle

Keep Calm, And Carry.

(Hmm - sort of like my tagline)


16 posted on 04/09/2023 5:55:31 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: sodpoodle

Several gems in there. I love this:”How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That’s exactly how gun control works.” That and the bit about the power grid are just fantastic.


17 posted on 04/09/2023 6:06:35 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Pray that this culture doesn't get God's judgment. )
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To: 21twelve; sodpoodle
Keep Calm, And Carry.

(Hmm - sort of like my graphic)

Keep-calm-and-carrion

18 posted on 04/09/2023 7:47:08 PM PDT by null and void (I'm ready to come back to Russia but I don’t want to live in a country that starts wars ~ Diuzharden)
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