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New Game 'Call Of Duty: Rittenhouse' Lets You Defend Your Home From A Horde Of Bloodthirsty Communists (satire)
Babylon Bee.com ^ | 11/10/2021

Posted on 11/10/2021 8:17:41 PM PST by Beave Meister

SANTA MONICA, CA—Activision surprised the gaming world with a new game trailer revealing the next game in the popular Call of Duty series. Set to be released any day now, Call of Duty: Rittenhouse lets you defend your home from a horde of bloodthirsty communists.

“Developers have toiled this past year without sleep, food, or contact with loved ones, so we could launch this politically poignant and incredibly fulfilling game in time for the Holidays and the jury’s verdict of not guilty,” said Activision CEO, Roberto Activision.

Some reviewers with advanced copies have expressed worry about how the game presents the hordes of communists, citing an overreliance on the trope of fighting zombies.

“While it’s fun blasting the mindless, pale, pasty, brain-dead, weak, pathetic, unhealthy, delusional horde of Antifa commies, I still feel like I’m just playing Left4Dead again,” said video game reviewer Stan Gatan. “Then again, it just feels right blowing the heads off clueless idiots trying to destroy the homes of hard-working Americans. 9.5 out of 10.”

Activision also revealed a special expansion that lets players defend the U.S. Capitol from terrifying hordes of Qanon-worshipping Trump supporters.

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Hilarious...
1 posted on 11/10/2021 8:17:41 PM PST by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

The ‘Bee identified who/what are the zombies we knew and prepared for.


2 posted on 11/10/2021 8:25:46 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Beave Meister

Bulls Eye!
Right on Target!


3 posted on 11/10/2021 8:27:26 PM PST by djstex (GOD BLESS YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! THANK YOU!)
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To: Beave Meister

Don’t you just wish this were true?!


4 posted on 11/10/2021 8:36:55 PM PST by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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To: Beave Meister

Rather than “Qanon-worshipping Trump supporters” shouldn’t that be FIB agents?


5 posted on 11/10/2021 8:41:44 PM PST by Do_Tar (To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
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To: Beave Meister
Back when PacMan and Donkey Kong were the hottest video games, there really was such a thing. With some updated graphics betchya it'll be more popular than the Let's go Brandon paraphernalia 😄😃


6 posted on 11/10/2021 9:07:33 PM PST by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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To: Beave Meister

I want it!

7 posted on 11/10/2021 9:08:57 PM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian ( Democrats are lawless because Republicans are ball-less! )
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To: Beave Meister

I know it’d satire, but I’d buy it.


8 posted on 11/10/2021 10:08:17 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." ― Mao Zedong)
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To: Beave Meister

i’d play it


9 posted on 11/11/2021 2:47:08 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style )
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To: Beave Meister

“Call Of Duty: Rittenhouse” just made me laugh so hard i almost threw up.
Lol


10 posted on 11/11/2021 3:10:21 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Beave Meister

Someone needs to make a video game like this for real. See who can shoot the most BLM/Klantifa thugs in the shortest amount of time.


11 posted on 11/11/2021 3:33:21 AM PST by FLT-bird
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To: Beave Meister

I don’t play computer games, but if this became a real game, I would sign up for it.


12 posted on 11/11/2021 6:49:41 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (When elections fail, we will either live under tyranny or rebel and throw it off.)
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