Posted on 07/26/2021 9:59:57 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them at the pro shop. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the Mrs.
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Ethel, at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, quickly undressed, and walked back into the kitchen completely naked, except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Ethel, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Ethel looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yelled out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN - ETHELLLL?"
"Nope. Not a clue," she replied in a calm voice.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!"
Without missing a beat, Ethel replied, "Maybe You shoulda bought a new hat.”
I missed it the first time, too.
Tanks 4 da chuckle.
You have a good memory. Hell I don’t remember what I did
yesterday or if I’ve been to bathroom lately,. In your
80s things aren’t the same.
Rim shot !
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PING!
Check out # 17.
Why does golf suck?
Because it keeps the players coming and coming and coming...
I just called my golfing brother to tell it to him.
Thanks.
WOW! I’m glad it was posted again because I didn’t see it in Feb.
Geez - get a life!
I even bought new shoes a few weeks ago!
-PJ
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a woman’s g spot???
A man will search for a golf ball for an hour😁
“...It’s in the hole!”
Bill Clinton is playing golf with Al Gore. Bill hits a terrible shot on the 1st hole and says “I can’t wait to get home and rip off Hillary’s panties”
Al says “Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
Bill says “Yeah, they bunch up when I tee off”.
😂😂
One track mind.
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