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Op-Ed: To Convince The Unvaccinated, We Need To Scream At Them That They're Brainwashed Morons And We Hope They Die
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 19, 2021 | Garth Strudelfudd

Posted on 07/20/2021 9:09:34 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

President Joe Biden has failed to meet his vaccination goals. There are several reasons for this. Facebook. FOX News. Climate change, maybe. Despite this, we have to convince the people who aren’t vaccinated to get the shot. So how do you convince someone to go against a deeply held belief? It’s hard to say, but I know how I want to convince someone: screaming at them how dumb they are until they change their ways. Thus I’ve decided that’s the best way to persuade people.

If we are to save everyone from this pandemic, we have to find all the people who aren’t vaccinated and scream at them as loudly and as angrily as we can. Remember: The louder and angrier you are, the more right you sound and the more likely you are to convince people.

And that means you also can’t show any doubt. I don’t care if all your knowledge comes from some article you only half-read or something that just popped into your head and seems right to you; you shout that with absolute religious certainty.

“COVID is spreading worse than ever!”

“The delta variant is twenty times as deadly!”

“If you don’t get vaccinated today, five hundred million kids will die tomorrow!”

And here’s the essential part: Make sure the people you are screaming at know that you hate them. If there is one thing that can convince people to change their ways, it’s that they don’t want to be hated by angry people ignorantly screaming at them. They want to be friends with those people.

So get out there, scream at the unvaccinated, and maybe together we can convince them all. And even if we don’t, at least we got to scream at people we hate.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; covid19; editorial; hating; satire; shaming; shouting; vaccines
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To: left that other site

Just what is the expected result of all these jabs. What are the goals expected by those pushing so hard? Looking at the political tendencies of the pushers I have to be more then skeptical.


21 posted on 07/20/2021 11:37:44 AM PDT by JayAr36 (My disgust with government is complete.)
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To: Mom MD

“...viciously attacked for speaking out against the cracker antivax positions...

Funny. You viscously attacked those against the jab. Posters on this forum will not back down from a good row, as you may know.


22 posted on 07/20/2021 12:56:16 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: SgtHooper

viciously


23 posted on 07/20/2021 12:57:41 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: SgtHooper

that was a typo i just saw. should have been crazier positions


24 posted on 07/20/2021 1:27:23 PM PDT by Mom MD ( )
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To: Mom MD

Unless you are only referring to FreeRepublic you are wrong.

Have you missed the total media narrative? or is that the provaxx meme you appear to ascribe to?


25 posted on 07/20/2021 3:07:11 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: A strike

I was referring only to free republic


26 posted on 07/20/2021 3:09:04 PM PDT by Mom MD ( )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Funny article. Trouble is, it’s almost come to that point. I think it would be a riot if the vax sheep would come and scream in my face. I’d have to LOL at them.


27 posted on 07/20/2021 3:09:41 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (While the foundations are being destroyed, what are the righteous doing?)
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To: Mom MD

‘k


28 posted on 07/20/2021 3:22:31 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: SpaceBar
 
 
That's basically what the network evening news said just while ago. The line between satire and reality is really blurry these days.
 
 

29 posted on 07/20/2021 4:14:28 PM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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