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Op-Ed: To Convince The Unvaccinated, We Need To Scream At Them That They're Brainwashed Morons And We Hope They Die
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 19, 2021 | Garth Strudelfudd

Posted on 07/20/2021 9:09:34 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

President Joe Biden has failed to meet his vaccination goals. There are several reasons for this. Facebook. FOX News. Climate change, maybe. Despite this, we have to convince the people who aren’t vaccinated to get the shot. So how do you convince someone to go against a deeply held belief? It’s hard to say, but I know how I want to convince someone: screaming at them how dumb they are until they change their ways. Thus I’ve decided that’s the best way to persuade people.

If we are to save everyone from this pandemic, we have to find all the people who aren’t vaccinated and scream at them as loudly and as angrily as we can. Remember: The louder and angrier you are, the more right you sound and the more likely you are to convince people.

And that means you also can’t show any doubt. I don’t care if all your knowledge comes from some article you only half-read or something that just popped into your head and seems right to you; you shout that with absolute religious certainty.

“COVID is spreading worse than ever!”

“The delta variant is twenty times as deadly!”

“If you don’t get vaccinated today, five hundred million kids will die tomorrow!”

And here’s the essential part: Make sure the people you are screaming at know that you hate them. If there is one thing that can convince people to change their ways, it’s that they don’t want to be hated by angry people ignorantly screaming at them. They want to be friends with those people.

So get out there, scream at the unvaccinated, and maybe together we can convince them all. And even if we don’t, at least we got to scream at people we hate.


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Garth Strudelfudd nails it!

(No, he doesn't.)

1 posted on 07/20/2021 9:09:34 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Vermont Lt; BobL; Kartographer; JRandomFreeper; Tilted Irish Kilt; Jane Long; LilFarmer; ...

A little levity from BB.

Combined Coronavirus PING! and DANG!


2 posted on 07/20/2021 9:10:51 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I love the Bee!!!!!


3 posted on 07/20/2021 9:16:02 AM PDT by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thdieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“So how do you convince someone to go against a deeply held belief?”

That’s simple, but impossible, for politicians. Just tell the truth. The scientists are not sure the product is safe any more than the politicians.

wy69


4 posted on 07/20/2021 9:19:39 AM PDT by whitney69 (uin )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Levity”?

Sounds accurate and realistic to me.


5 posted on 07/20/2021 9:22:56 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Criminal democrats kill babies, folks. Do you think anything else is a problem for them?” ~ joma89)
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To: whitney69; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
whitney69 : " The scientists are not sure the product is safe any more than the politicians."

How bad is reality when you find that the weatherman on TV
is more reliable than the scientists or politicians !

6 posted on 07/20/2021 9:25:06 AM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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To: whitney69

How ‘bout we ditch the masks and lockdowns, the people who want the jab can it and the people who don’t want it don’t have to get it.
We open up, take our lumps, and drive on.


7 posted on 07/20/2021 9:25:42 AM PDT by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

why not? it seems to be what the folks against this vacc are doing to those of us already vaccinated …..


8 posted on 07/20/2021 9:27:42 AM PDT by Mom MD ( )
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To: Little Ray

Yup. it’s the only way out of this mess and the only one that makes sense.


9 posted on 07/20/2021 9:28:45 AM PDT by Mom MD ( )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“If you don’t get vaccinated today, five hundred million kids will die tomorrow!”

That made me LOL because they actually say stuff like that.
10 posted on 07/20/2021 9:31:04 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The Bee is like that.


11 posted on 07/20/2021 9:51:53 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

To update the song “Signs”, “All who found unvaccinated will be shot on sight.” I like it!


12 posted on 07/20/2021 9:53:13 AM PDT by alstewartfan (The dawn is turning away The ghost of Charlotte Corday. Al Stewart)
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To: Mom MD

You have that totally backwards.


13 posted on 07/20/2021 10:03:05 AM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Some people just naturally object to being human lab rats - they’d rather not be JABBED, and prefer to be part of the CONTROL group — after all any good scientific study needs a control group. Ha.


14 posted on 07/20/2021 10:03:19 AM PDT by greeneyes ( Moderation In Pursuit of Justice is NO Virtue--LET FREEDOM RING)
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To: A strike

do I? I have been viciously attacked for speaking out against the cracker antivax positions while maintaining that vaccination is a personal choice. You may want to reread some of the threads. Just this morning it Inhave been accused of lying when posting personal observations. Interestingly those who have Christianity displayed most prominently in their tag lines are among the nastiest


15 posted on 07/20/2021 10:12:42 AM PDT by Mom MD ( )
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To: greeneyes

i like it


16 posted on 07/20/2021 10:16:30 AM PDT by joshua c (Dump the LEFT. Cable tv, Big tech, national name brands)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Not a vaccination !


17 posted on 07/20/2021 10:25:58 AM PDT by Deo et patriae (Make America Great again! rantings.)
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To: SpaceBar

I’m kinda surprised that they left out, “Yeeewwww grrraaannndmaaaa killllluuurrrrr!”


18 posted on 07/20/2021 10:26:37 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Mom MD
There is a third dimension to all of this.

As I detailed elsewhere, this all comes down to personal choice. Some people see the data and got the shots immediately. Others saw the data and decided to avoid it at all costs. This bug isn't Ebola which kills everyone but it is more lethal as you get older. The messenger RNA platform may be perfectly fine, or it could do heretofore nasty things after a year or two.

All of this should lead to a public policy of encouragement and fully-informed voluntary consent. I agree, the exchanges on FR get heated. Maybe we need to switch to decaf.

But, to be fair, we are getting a sales push that makes the rollout of Obamacare look like nothing. And I don't care if this was the Trump or Bidet Adminiatration...something is off. Matters are compounded by govt-funded canvassers and maybe 1st Amendment breaches of text-message censorship.

NONE of this seems designed to help, but turn citizen against citizen (which, as you note, happens here on FR where we theoretically have MORE in common vs with DU), and get someone killed.

19 posted on 07/20/2021 10:58:06 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I didn’t realize it was the Bee at first.


20 posted on 07/20/2021 11:26:43 AM PDT by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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