Posted on 12/28/2020 1:33:21 PM PST by sodpoodle
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O.J.'- got away with one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
A Joe Biden - uncontrolled fade
Oh, that needs to be added to the list.
A Nancy Pelosi - Another one in the drink
A good one!
A ‘Dr. Jill’ - false front
A Schumer - one hit and it ends up 1 foot from the hole, no matter where the ball is, just because whoever hit it says so.
Getting Wal Marted. When someone outdrives you by so far that you could build a Walmart in between your ball and theirs.
Foursome all hit par Three - A Brokeback Mountain - 4 Balls in Play
No one can sink a putt - All gimme pick ups - A Kardashian - Nothing White goes in the hole
Just thought of another one that my friend Perry uses when playing in golf league.
An “elephant’s ass” when you hit one high and stinky.
A John Holmes - overclubbed the shot
A ‘John Roberts’ - starts off to the right, then breaks left
I like the olde English “golf” terms...that aren’t supposed to be on here.😎
Great laugh to the end of the daylight!!!!
Love some of the new ones, especially The Trump!!!
HILLARYOUS! Thanks, sodpoodle. On a day where laughs weren’t plentiful, the laugh-of-the-day for me. : )
LOL....and I really needed it today.
An ‘Anthony Warner’ - leading by three, but blow up on the last hole (too soon?)
Happy New Year. Have fun in 2021!
Would love to play the back nine on “Paris Hilton”.
Golf underwear. Has 18 holes in them. Wife gets teed off whenever you wear them.
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