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Some new golf terms to use
email from friend | 12/28/2020 | unknown

Posted on 12/28/2020 1:33:21 PM PST by sodpoodle

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'- got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.


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To: sodpoodle

A Joe Biden - uncontrolled fade


21 posted on 12/28/2020 3:02:37 PM PST by Old Yeller (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: twister881
A ‘Lorena Bobbitt’ - severe slice

Oh, that needs to be added to the list.

22 posted on 12/28/2020 3:05:02 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: sodpoodle

A Nancy Pelosi - Another one in the drink


23 posted on 12/28/2020 3:06:08 PM PST by Old Yeller (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: Track9
A President Trump.. an eagle

A good one!

24 posted on 12/28/2020 3:06:10 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: sodpoodle

A ‘Dr. Jill’ - false front


25 posted on 12/28/2020 3:06:43 PM PST by twister881
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To: sodpoodle

A Schumer - one hit and it ends up 1 foot from the hole, no matter where the ball is, just because whoever hit it says so.


26 posted on 12/28/2020 3:08:05 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: sodpoodle

Getting Wal Marted. When someone outdrives you by so far that you could build a Walmart in between your ball and theirs.


27 posted on 12/28/2020 3:08:23 PM PST by Big Red Clay (Greetings from the Big Red State )
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To: sodpoodle

Foursome all hit par Three - A Brokeback Mountain - 4 Balls in Play

No one can sink a putt - All gimme pick ups - A Kardashian - Nothing White goes in the hole


28 posted on 12/28/2020 3:09:57 PM PST by LeonardFMason
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To: Big Red Clay

Just thought of another one that my friend Perry uses when playing in golf league.

An “elephant’s ass” when you hit one high and stinky.


29 posted on 12/28/2020 3:11:51 PM PST by Big Red Clay (Greetings from the Big Red State )
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To: sodpoodle

A John Holmes - overclubbed the shot


30 posted on 12/28/2020 3:12:16 PM PST by Old Yeller (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: sodpoodle

A ‘John Roberts’ - starts off to the right, then breaks left


31 posted on 12/28/2020 3:18:28 PM PST by twister881
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To: sodpoodle

I like the olde English “golf” terms...that aren’t supposed to be on here.😎


32 posted on 12/28/2020 3:22:33 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: sodpoodle

Great laugh to the end of the daylight!!!!

Love some of the new ones, especially The Trump!!!


33 posted on 12/28/2020 3:23:41 PM PST by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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To: sodpoodle

HILLARYOUS! Thanks, sodpoodle. On a day where laughs weren’t plentiful, the laugh-of-the-day for me. : )


34 posted on 12/28/2020 3:26:54 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL....and I really needed it today.


35 posted on 12/28/2020 3:29:19 PM PST by newfreep (The Communist/DNC VOTER FRAUD is Trump's ONLY opponent in 2020 election.)
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To: sodpoodle

An ‘Anthony Warner’ - leading by three, but blow up on the last hole (too soon?)


36 posted on 12/28/2020 3:33:21 PM PST by twister881
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To: sodpoodle
Yessir, that is correct!

Happy New Year. Have fun in 2021!

37 posted on 12/28/2020 3:46:34 PM PST by NautiNurse (It took 20 years for FL to clean up voter fraud in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. But we did it. )
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To: sodpoodle

Would love to play the back nine on “Paris Hilton”.


38 posted on 12/28/2020 4:42:44 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Lock and Load.)
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To: sodpoodle

Golf underwear. Has 18 holes in them. Wife gets teed off whenever you wear them.


39 posted on 12/28/2020 4:48:51 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: sodpoodle

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40 posted on 12/28/2020 7:48:57 PM PST by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (A conclusion about the use of a thing from its abuse is invalid. )
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