Skip to comments.Police Do Care
Posted on 09/04/2020 3:41:20 AM PDT by sodpoodle
The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When he was found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzel dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.
The police removed the BidenT-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care.
A lawyer with a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said that he had 12 children no one would rent a home to him, because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn’t say that he had no children, because he couldn’t lie; we all know lawyers cannot and do not lie. So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right — the agent asked:
“How many children do you have?”
He answered: “Twelve.
The agent asked, “Where are the others?
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered, They’re in the cemetery with their mother.
MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie. One only has to choose the right words. Don’t forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
Was it Kinky Friedman?
ROFL that’s a good one.
Thanks for posting :)
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