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SATIRE Former Obama Officials Tired of His Drunken, Late-Night Calls
Hennessy's View ^ | 05/11/2020 | Bill Hennessy

Posted on 05/11/2020 8:35:51 PM PDT by Kevin in California

WASHINGTON — Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on.

Hennessy’s View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls. Instead, he began calling the team at random times, often late at night and, according to some, after he’d been drinking.

“It was nice at first,” said one former appointee who asked not to be named. “You know, getting together and reminiscing on our glory days, cracking jokes about Joe Biden’s hair plugs, or whatever. But, now, it feels more like listening to a friend complaining about their ex four years after the divorce. I mean, move on, right?”


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If true, I'm not surprised. Has probably taken up drinking knowing all his scandals are finally being exposed for what they are.
1 posted on 05/11/2020 8:35:51 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: Kevin in California

The GOP will keep the worst of it covered up because they are complicit in his usurpation.


2 posted on 05/11/2020 8:38:35 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Kevin in California

Narcissist-in-Chief, and he’s forever depressed that Michelle has a bigger penis than he does.


3 posted on 05/11/2020 8:39:53 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: Kevin in California

Drunk?

Stoned more likely.


4 posted on 05/11/2020 8:41:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

I thought that’s why Zero went after Big Mike.


5 posted on 05/11/2020 8:41:19 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Dear Mr. Kotter, #Epsteindidntkillhimself - Signed, Epstein's Mother)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

The went on a bender on Januarey 21, 2017 and hasn’t gotten off! Maybe he needs an intervention-I’m sure Trump would be glad to provide him one!


6 posted on 05/11/2020 8:45:48 PM PDT by princess leah (Princess Leah)
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To: Kevin in California

Before I allow myself to delight in this spectacle, I think this is SATIRE, Not Real......right?


7 posted on 05/11/2020 8:47:39 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: CivilWarBrewing
"Narcissist-in-Chief, and he’s forever depressed that Michelle has a bigger penis than he does."

And that's why they had to go with IVF to have their kids. The question is, was it Moochie or Bambie who carried the girls, or was it a paid surrogate, or a family member who they knew would keep their mouthes shut.

8 posted on 05/11/2020 8:50:57 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: lee martell

Good question. Excellent application of cynicism.


9 posted on 05/11/2020 8:51:54 PM PDT by dalight
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To: Kevin in California

[[Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017.]]

Why? So he could pretend he’s still president or something? What is the purpose of those calls? Narcissistic


10 posted on 05/11/2020 8:51:54 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Members of the so-called "Obama Alumni Association" feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on. Hennessy's View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls. Instead, he began calling the team at random times, often late at night and, according to some, after he'd been drinking.
LBJ retired on his ranch ping. Thanks Kevin in California.

11 posted on 05/11/2020 8:52:29 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Kevin in California

While this would not surprise many people IF it were to be found to be true, however, please pardon me if I call BS due to the Source.
Hennessy News? Allow me to quote our President at a recent presser, “No one knows who the hell you are”.
Now, if it was Hennessey Cognac I might be willing to take a sip, or two, or three, or four...along with a fine hand-rolled cigar.


12 posted on 05/11/2020 8:52:42 PM PDT by ocrp1982
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To: BenLurkin

Might explain his disjointed, recent monologue. He’s in panic and I think this bit of info might be about his people getting off the Titanic.


13 posted on 05/11/2020 8:53:18 PM PDT by conservativepoet
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To: Kevin in California

Bull crap. This was his usual brilliant 15k ‘uhs” and “ahs” interspersed with his cocaine blows.

Rule of Law... institutional norms..... what the HELL does he think this ValJar directed “drop” to michael isikoff (blue dress isikoff the crap weasel) was going to engender.

It wore off in absolute hypocrisy to large swathes of the internet, left and right wing. This monkey does not get to keep up the same line of bull, the funding is drying up— and people are seeing them, him, and all the rest as a PACK of liars. 3 years on top of the 8 prior years is a LONG half life.


14 posted on 05/11/2020 8:54:16 PM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: lee martell

Apparently a Babylon Wanna-Bee


15 posted on 05/11/2020 8:55:06 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: Kevin in California

I’d love to believe this but Dems NEVER rat each other out.


16 posted on 05/11/2020 8:55:06 PM PDT by CaptainK ('No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker')
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To: CivilWarBrewing

Not so much-— not since her many visits with dyke friends to Spanish plastic surgeons. Hormone therapy hasn’t reduced the bulge enough, and the manly woman still has the “butt”.

Before and afters... still a wookie.


17 posted on 05/11/2020 8:56:14 PM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: mass55th

“was it a paid surrogate, or a family member who they knew would keep their mouthes shut.”

Probably paid surrogates who “tragically died” in labor, or a plane crash, car accident, hit by a subway train, etc, etc.


18 posted on 05/11/2020 8:56:19 PM PDT by 2CAVTrooper (Political Science degrees, so easy Obama has one.)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

You probably wanted to say “Michael” and not Michelle?


19 posted on 05/11/2020 8:56:38 PM PDT by saintgermaine (THE TIME TRAVELLER)
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To: Kevin in California

Trump is living rent free in Barky’s head. His spiral will be delightful.


20 posted on 05/11/2020 8:56:51 PM PDT by Salvavida
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