Posted on 01/22/2020 11:08:14 AM PST by nickcarraway
Meghan Markle, an actress best known for her role on the USA network series Suits is now adding another role to her CV: deprogrammer.
“Extracting a cult member is notoriously difficult, managing to do it after joining the cult itself is almost unheard of,” says cult expert Joanie Gorski. “This is one for the history books. Or at least several dozen podcasts.”
The Cult of Windsor, which in its current form dates back to 1917, is known for being insular and territorial. Along with documented instances of incest and the grooming of teenage brides, accusations of pedophilia have also recently been leveled against a highly placed member of the organization.
“The problem with extracting someone raised in a cult is that they don’t understand that how they live isn’t normal or healthy,” Gorski says. “But when you think about it, someone who has navigated the equally toxic environment of Hollywood is ideally suited to the task.”
“And of course, deprogramming is always easier when most of the other members of the cult seem to be massive wankers.”
At press time, Buckingham Palace had released a terse statement denying that the Windsor family ever contained a member named Harry.
Poor Harry. Out of the frying pan and into the fire...
This article is a piece of trash, just like Megan.
There is no reason for anyone else to post to this thread.
You’re summary is perfect.
i hate that stupid Trump-hating bitch..
So that’s why Prince Andrew declined to meet with Greta Thunberg.
You think she’s trash because she’s American. But he’s great, because he has one parent who is a secret Muslim, and his other parent was going to convert before he she died. And his father only cares about promoting Islam and Climate change. And his family is harboring a notorious sex-trafficker and pedophile. And the he wore the uniform of his country’s greatest enemy. And his parents had a combined IQ of 80. And they tried to prevent the formation of the United States. Etc. Etc. I think that makes you an anti-American.
But you like climate change Muslims?
Also William is supposed to be a secret Muslim, too. He gives more speeches in mosques than most imams.
Funny.
To quote Crash Davis in Bull Durham: ‘I hate people who get the words wrong.’
The premise of this lame metaphor is wrong, making the piece even more lame.
If anything, Harry has joined the cult of the vapid, virtue-signaling West Coast celebrity set. Markle is too dim and desperate to notice that the Royal Family have had no shortage of publicity since 1066 including coverage from such minor scribes as William Shakespeare.
Meghan prefers US Magazine and Instagram for twisted reasons known only to her.
This marriage, royal or otherwise, will flame out in under 5 years.
It always amazes me how self-hating Americans can be. If anything, his family is more virture-signally. Their main two endeavors are promoting climate change and Islam. When they aren’t friends with Jeffrey Epstein. At least the American isn’t doing that.
Uh, you better check your history. In 1066, the royal family were still princes of a minor section of Germany, and William Shakespeare most definitely never wrote about them. In fact, the current royal family were not even imported to England to destroy the American colonies until 98 year after Shakespeare died. And then the inbreeding commenced.
The satire doesn’t work because MeGain herself still wants the money and titles provided by the Windsor Cult. She wants to be in the cult, but on her terms.
Sorry but that view and one seems to focus mostly on Prince Charles who, in his eternal wait for the throne, has indeed been a moaner about GMO and environmental issues.
The only individual associated with Epstein has been Prince Andrew who has been all but expelled from the RF and very quickly.
The usual lip service has been paid to climate change by various royals but apart from Charles it’s hardly been their main thrust. Before Megxit the younger royal set were hammering mental health as their pet cause.
I don’t see much promotion of Islam apart from the occasional state visit to or from Muslim nations. The bigger problem, of course, is immigration and (lack of) assimilation but those are parliamentary issues which, constitutionally, the monarch cannot be involved in.
There’s nothing self-hating about recognizing and denouncing vapid celebrity culture especially when it becomes the preferred option over the duties - however ceremonial - that Harry committed to long ago. He also received an education and military training.
‘At least the American isn’t doing that’ might be the faintest praise imaginable and therefore the most damning, not least because she was 35+ years old and presumably familiar with the monarchy through independent reading, research and/or a period of instruction by courtiers just as every spouse does.
If you have examples of a Beatrice or Zara Phillips promoting Islam please share.
She just gave up the title and money.
My history’s fine. Windsor Castle, among others, is chock full of relics and tombs from every century of British history with no distinctions made between Tudor, Stuart, Plantagenet, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha et al. The line of succession from William to Elizabeth II is and has been meticulously documented.
The point, of course, is that the monarchy’s history is well known and that they have enjoyed what amounts to free publicity in the form of media coverage, historians’ study, etc. since the Battle of Hastings. It was, is and will forever be more extensive and lasting than popping into a food bank kitchen to pretend to cook organic potatoes for the sole purpose of a social media post.
You are behind the times. The Queen brought him back into the fold and said he is her, "rock." Also, we don't know yet how the full power of the royal family was used to protect Epstein. Ghislaine Maxwell, who knew them from her father, got their support for him in the early 90's.
What a disgraceful way to talk about a fellow American who has been so badly treated by the Brits. We all ought to be offended because the way she has been treated is an insult to all of us. SHAME ON YOU!!!!
You’re cherry picking facts and/or events. Closeness within a family is quite a different thing to reducing and/or eliminating his role in state functions eg the Trooping Of The Colour from which he has already been excluded along with many other patronages of organizations, charities, etc.
If ‘we don’t know yet’ about something then it seems premature, at best, to condemn them for acts they may or may have not committed.
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