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SATIRE Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob
The Babylon Bee ^ | 11/18/19 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/19/2019 5:24:41 PM PST by Pining_4_TX

U.S.—Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement.

The move is said to be a "good trade" as Chick-fil-A has sacrificed its Christian fans in favor of an outraged mob that will stop at nothing to destroy them.

Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren't worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists' feet.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
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To: Mr. Lucky

Where have you been?

“ he company announced it was donating to initiatives that further its “mission of nourishing the potential in every child.” It said that in 2020 it would stop donating to two Christian organizations, the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and The Salvation Army, that have been accused by gay rights activists of having anti-LGBTQ views.”


21 posted on 11/19/2019 5:46:14 PM PST by stanne
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To: Jeff Chandler

Limited menu. Culver’s gets a lot of my business.


22 posted on 11/19/2019 5:47:36 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: bramps

YOU GUYS( AND GALS AND all inclusive closet FRlgbt) IT’S FREAKING SATIRE. Babylon Bee rocks


23 posted on 11/19/2019 5:49:44 PM PST by Karliner (Jeremiah 29:11, Romans 8:28 Isa 17 "This is the end of the beginning" W Churchill)
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To: Jeff Chandler
I hear Cane’s is good.

Out here, there's a Cane's and a Popeyes within a mile of our local CFA. There's also a KFC, but I don't like their chicken since they changed their recipe to make it more "healthy."

24 posted on 11/19/2019 5:51:12 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Karliner

Got them all virtue signaling. Funny they accuse libs of it but the rush here to do it was funny.


25 posted on 11/19/2019 5:52:08 PM PST by wgmalabama (Mittens is the new Juan. Go away mittens)
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To: stanne

Usually the Bee is just funny satire.
This isn’t funny.
I don’t think it is so much meant to be funny, it is sarcastic.


26 posted on 11/19/2019 5:52:50 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: Pining_4_TX
Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement.

Boy, what a disastrous mistake.

They're sodomites, stupid. Anyone with half a brain opposes sodomy, especially as a freaking political movement!!!

27 posted on 11/19/2019 5:53:41 PM PST by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: wgmalabama

Probably eating off the children’s menu.


28 posted on 11/19/2019 5:56:03 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Karliner; Mr. Lucky

I’m aware that the Babylon bee is primarily satire. Unfortunately this story is not satire though. Chick-fil-A caved to the LBGTQ agenda and stopped their donations the Salvation Army and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes which demand adherence to Christian values.


29 posted on 11/19/2019 5:56:47 PM PST by bramps (Chik Fil A Sucks!)
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To: null and void

“At least you did tag it satire...”

except that it’s not satire. May be some satire in there but this has been all over the news.

“Along with The Salvation Army, Chick-fil-A will also be cutting ties with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and the Paul Anderson Youth Home. “

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2019/11/19/salvation-army-releases-statement-in-response-to-chickfila-cutting-ties-n2556700

Even lefty Tim Pool did a vlog on this today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS1aVq2DrBs


30 posted on 11/19/2019 5:57:06 PM PST by LeoTDB69
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To: CatOwner

“Unfortunately, nearly all of the chicken served in restaurants in the suburbs of Austin is fried. “

That is meant to keep Californians, New Yorkers and other undesirable elements confined to Austin so they hopefully don’t contaminate unaffected areas.


31 posted on 11/19/2019 5:57:18 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: Pining_4_TX

I saw this posted yesterday.. Didn’t know it was satire then. Glad you posted it.. Now I know it IS FAKE NEWS.. SATIRE.


32 posted on 11/19/2019 6:00:37 PM PST by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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To: right way right

Chik Fil a caved like Nike and the NFL.

Now they’re just a place to get fried chicken. I don’t go there. I don’t care for their food since they stopped selling cole slaw

Nowhere in Texas to get cole slaw

Their sales are going tank. I don’t care personally about all of this. But as a business decision. Bad


33 posted on 11/19/2019 6:03:33 PM PST by stanne
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To: Texas resident
This is huge news about Chic Fil A.

Unless it is a lie.

We will see.

Chik-fil-a has issued a statement denying this. I saw this in an email. I'll post a link when I get it.

34 posted on 11/19/2019 6:06:03 PM PST by Forgiven_Sinner (Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Our family has vowed to declare 2020 the “No Chic Year.”. It will be a sacrifice in summer when we love their great Peach Shakes, but we will survive.


35 posted on 11/19/2019 6:28:39 PM PST by txrefugee
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To: Pining_4_TX
It's satire, but it's based on the fact that Chick-fil-A did indeed dump Salvation Army and Fellowship of Christian Athletes due to pressure from LGBTQ activists.

Salvation Army statement
36 posted on 11/19/2019 6:37:15 PM PST by grateful
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To: Pining_4_TX

What they REALLY should have been addressing is the fact that chicken isn’t nearly as nutritious as beef, and people are quickly catching, particularly those on Keto/Low Carb diets.

Don’t get me wrong, chicken is still good, but for people getting off carbs, it simply doesn’t have enough fat and is protein-loaded (not good for us low-carb types).

But no, they’ll have to learn their lesson the HARD WAY, and can join Dicks, Yeti, Taylor Swift, and the NFL trying to figure out how to get a relatively small number of Soy Boys to make up for our buying power.


37 posted on 11/19/2019 6:37:33 PM PST by BobL (I drive a pickup truck to work because it makes me feel like a man.)
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To: Mr. Lucky

Not satire. CFA did just that


38 posted on 11/19/2019 6:41:13 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda�Divide and conquer seems to be working.?)
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To: bramps

I did not want to believe this.....I called it fake news!

But the founder died fairly recently. ( within a couple years)....Truett Cathy
...and adult children have been known to ‘change the rules’

Huckabee seems to think it’s true
If so, it’s sad beyond words


39 posted on 11/19/2019 6:45:15 PM PST by Guenevere
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To: Pining_4_TX

Didn’t Megan Kelly essentially try the same thing? How’d that work out?


40 posted on 11/19/2019 6:46:37 PM PST by Obadiah (Kill the deep state or lose the Republic.)
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