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Air Force testing vegan napalm
duffleblog.com ^
| Sept. 25, 2019
Posted on 09/25/2019 12:00:37 PM PDT by PROCON
EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. The U.S. Air Force is testing an improved,vegan version of the classic Cold War throwback weapon napalm, according to Air Force officials. The new weapon is expected to be able to burn the enemies of the United States to death while assuaging serious moral and environmental concerns.
Napalm is just a mix of a gelling agent and a volatile petrochemical, said Louie Fleischer, a supervisory technical support specialist with the 96th Test Wing. Historically, weve used animal-based gels. But now that the Department of Defense systemically rejects the commodity status of animals, we are testing plant-based alternatives. Theyre working out pretty well.
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TOPICS: Food; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: duffleblog; humor; napalm; satire; vegan
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To: vikingd00d
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:24:00 PM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Promising headline, disappointing storyline...
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:24:18 PM PDT
by
Hugh the Scot
(I won`t be wronged. I won`t be insulted. I won`t be laid a hand on. - John Bernard Books)
To: vikingd00d
More importantly, is it gluten free?
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:25:31 PM PDT
by
Spruce
To: vikingd00d
To: PROCON
Does this mean that they’ll start using (vegan) naphalm on our enemies? I sure hope so. They deserve it.
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:29:28 PM PDT
by
BuffaloJack
(Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code and only practiced by warriors.)
To: PROCON
Taco Bell is sad
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:30:41 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: PROCON
Anybody remember this double-time cadence: “Napalm, napalm sticks like glue...”? Now verboten, of course.
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:32:50 PM PDT
by
ManHunter
(You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
To: Innovative
No doubt re-greta-turdberg will be elated about the news of kinder gentler napalm not using 😝 petro products.😳
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:33:36 PM PDT
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: DanielRedfoot
😂👍
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:34:01 PM PDT
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: ManHunter
Napalm, napalm sticks like glue...?I remember that one, but most of the cadence calls seemed to have 'Ol Jodie in them. 😎
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posted on
09/25/2019 12:49:17 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(When we allow 'progressives' control of the language, lies replace Truth)
To: PROCON
Silly nonsense. Id give jellied bacon grease a try. Bet it burns better than the petro version. And Im sure it would smell better.
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posted on
09/25/2019 1:07:17 PM PDT
by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
To: Ozark Tom
How about hog lard and naphthalene for moslems.
To: Reily
That would be something.
I was figuring it would smell like aloe.
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posted on
09/25/2019 1:32:33 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Flick Lives
Maybe more like a neutron bomb.
I mean we all really need to be switching over to these anyway. Leaves structures and other stuff intact.
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posted on
09/25/2019 1:33:31 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: vikingd00d
But, will it be Pumpkin-Spice flavored? Nope, too inhumane.
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posted on
09/25/2019 1:38:18 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: PROCON
I mean, if you are going to bomb vegans, you don't want to use meat based napalm on them! 😀
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posted on
09/25/2019 1:45:21 PM PDT
by
ConservaTeen
(WFLA's Jack Harris: Brooklyn is missing their village idiot. Right you are, Jack.)
To: PROCON
"but most of the cadence calls seemed to have 'Ol Jodie in them.""I know a girl all dressed in black
makes her living ** *** ****"
To: PROCON
Fine, although it’s very satisfying to think of some muzzie meeting his maker with the aroma of gellilfied bacon grease in his nostrils.
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posted on
09/25/2019 1:54:50 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: PROCON
I was disappointed in the story. The headline makes it sounds as if the Air Force was developing napalm that can tell the difference between carnivores and vegans and would kill only the vegans. I am greatly disappointed.
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posted on
09/25/2019 2:04:59 PM PDT
by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Has anyone checked on Ginsburg's health recently?)
To: PROCON
All nations with nuclear arsenals need to sign a treaty ASAP promising to replace the current bomb shell casings with ones made of 100% biodegradable materials.
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posted on
09/25/2019 2:10:48 PM PDT
by
CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
("Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt" - Pr. Herbert Hoover)
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