Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

satire - House Democrats Draft Legislation That Would Make It A Hate Crime To Eat At Chick-Fil-A
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 12th, 2018

Posted on 06/17/2019 4:08:44 AM PDT by metmom

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Under intense pressure from their left-leaning constituents to do something about the dangerous, Christian-founded restaurant chain, Democrats in the House of Representatives unveiled legislation Tuesday that would make it a hate crime to eat at Chick-fil-A.

The CFAHATE Act Of 2018 would make it a hate crime punishable by federal law to dine at the restaurant or use its drive-thru, with extra punishments for people who post that they’re eating at the restaurant on their social media accounts. The legislation would also impose heftier penalties for anyone who patronizes the extremist hate group’s chicken sandwich establishments during Pride Month.

“We want people making fast-food dining choices to think carefully about a restaurant’s background,” House Minority Leader and bill co-sponsor Nancy Pelosi said in a video posted to her official YouTube account. “If a restaurant’s leadership is associated with Christian values in any way, frequenting their locations amounts to literal violence against minorities, women, and the LGBTQ+ community.”

According to Pelosi, the legislation was rushed into motion after Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey posted that he was eating at Chick-fil-A on his Twitter account over the weekend, and was later forced to apologize after weathering severe criticism by progressives. Federal agents found they were unable to prosecute him, since eating at a Christian-owned restaurant wasn’t “technically” defined as a hate crime under United States law.

“It’s 2018. It’s time to put intolerance behind us by making any association with Christians in the public sphere simply intolerable,” Pelosi concluded.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: antichristianbigotry; babylonbee; cfa; homosexualagenda; humor; satire
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-26 next last

1 posted on 06/17/2019 4:08:44 AM PDT by metmom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: metmom

Check the source, folks......


2 posted on 06/17/2019 4:09:06 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: metmom

Yes, it’s satire. But just barely.


3 posted on 06/17/2019 4:10:15 AM PDT by abb ("News reporting is too important to be left to the journalists." Walter Abbott (1950 -))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: metmom

Satire is tough to do these days. I was more than ready to believe this true. Plenty of places might even pass something like this.


4 posted on 06/17/2019 4:10:34 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: metmom

House Democrats Draft Legislation That Would Make It A Hate Crime To Eat At Chick-Fil-A.

And we thought Hitler and the nazis were all dead.


5 posted on 06/17/2019 4:18:17 AM PDT by GoldenPup
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: metmom

Hey, let go my Chick Fila! If I want to eat a hate sandwich ( sic) , that’s my constitutional right!

Liberal Fascism on the rise.

And who is its prime mover?

Read about the history here:

Barack Obama: The Quintessential Liberal Fascist

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html


6 posted on 06/17/2019 4:19:14 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: abb

Here’s my satire:

CIVIL WAR 2 in America - WHO WOULD WIN? In-Depth Analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJh7Ye1Qvc8


7 posted on 06/17/2019 4:21:19 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: abb

It’s not satire in NYS.

Do you know how hard it is to get a Chick FIL A approved in this state?!


8 posted on 06/17/2019 4:28:35 AM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: FreedomPoster
Satire is tough to do these days. I was more than ready to believe this true...

It may have been satire when written a year ago. Today? Not so much.

9 posted on 06/17/2019 4:37:46 AM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: FreedomPoster

Snopes and Verify took it seriously enough to do a piece on it.


10 posted on 06/17/2019 4:46:51 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: metmom

BB has to write and publish lightning-fast to stay ahead of reality. They may have to give up their /s/ tag and just go for “social documentary.”


11 posted on 06/17/2019 4:46:58 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Your sarcasm tag: don't leave home without it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mrs. Don-o

Sad to say.


12 posted on 06/17/2019 4:48:03 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: mewzilla

It’s a town issue. Once outside the large cities/suburbs it is not an issue.


13 posted on 06/17/2019 4:52:45 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: metmom

But I love chicken!


14 posted on 06/17/2019 5:04:46 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pilgrim's Progress

Hilarious commentary on that exact point from several years ago, regarding Chick-fil-A. Link only for language.

http://i.imgur.com/vJcsx.png


15 posted on 06/17/2019 5:50:09 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: metmom

The marx-o-crats are nodding their heads in agreement. They would not consider this satire.


16 posted on 06/17/2019 5:50:28 AM PDT by dynachrome (Build the wall, deport them all.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: metmom

Don’t give them any ideas, Jethro.

rwood


17 posted on 06/17/2019 5:51:55 AM PDT by Redwood71
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Vaquero
It’s a town issue. Once outside the large cities/suburbs it is not an issue.

Au contraire, pard. It's local, county, AND state. Small town to big city. The pols in this state at EVERY level, Dems and RINOs, have a mad-on for Chick Fil A.

18 posted on 06/17/2019 5:54:57 AM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: metmom

It might be better if they passed a law requiring businesses
to only use “gender neutral chickens”.


19 posted on 06/17/2019 6:02:40 AM PDT by VicVanleeuwenhoek
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: metmom

Many a true word spoken in jest.


20 posted on 06/17/2019 6:30:04 AM PDT by spokeshave (If anything, Trump is guilty of attempting to obstruct injustice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-26 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson