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Vanity: My godson Wes just got his OFFICIAL bisnez license from the City of Stockton.
City of Stockton Business License Department | April 19, 2018 | City of Stockton Bureaucrat

Posted on 06/04/2018 8:36:43 PM PDT by Swordmaker

My godson moved his contracting business from back east to Central California and got his General Contracting License in California. In mid April he applied for a business license and paid the fees from the City of Stockton, CA. Today, the OFFICIAL business license suitable for framing and hanging on his office wall arrived in the mail. Here it is:


Notice what his business license category is. . . He's licensed to do:

Generak Coontracting

Ya know, them thar generak coons can be downright mean! But, I’s heard theys mighty good eatin’ better’n than road kill.

I wonder, if'n once he’s a tracted 'em down, if’n he kin shoot ‘em coons? Or do he need a differ'n license to do that?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cityofstockton; coontracting; humor
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To: Swordmaker
That’s great SM. As you probably remember, I was in Stockton in March, and bought my IPhone X in Modesto. 😁
21 posted on 06/04/2018 10:18:33 PM PDT by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: notaliberal

It’s a state license. I have a c-46 could get an A Engineering one too
Stockton is a hell hole. Get the hell out and move to Tracy or Livermore
We’re in Livermore


22 posted on 06/04/2018 10:34:36 PM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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To: Swordmaker

Don’t forget, the gruberment worker who flubbed this license has a job for life with a fat pension. Oh, and I’d bet English is their second language.


23 posted on 06/04/2018 10:37:32 PM PDT by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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To: Swordmaker
They misspelled “Koon.”
24 posted on 06/04/2018 10:44:55 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: notaliberal
What do you expect from “STATE WORKERS”

I assume you mean "TRABAJADORES ESTATALES" ...?

25 posted on 06/04/2018 10:49:02 PM PDT by SFConservative
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To: BykrBayb
coon tractor.

LOL !!!

Wondering why you thought that might even exist somewhere on the interwebs ... and how surprised you were when you found it ...

26 posted on 06/04/2018 10:53:37 PM PDT by SFConservative
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To: Swordmaker

So he can only contract one brand of back-up generators?


27 posted on 06/05/2018 2:48:22 AM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's...I just don't tell anyone)
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To: Swordmaker

Here in Virginia the supreme court said coontracting was illegal and our voting districts had to be redrawn prior to the generak election. Must be on account of us hicks being confederates and all.

Ya’ll out west are right civilized and so I reckon gerrymandering is right as rain. Course, I hear tell, “it never rains in Southern California”.

Just the same, good luck with that.


28 posted on 06/05/2018 4:03:29 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Swordmaker

Coontracting?

Racist description of tracking down runaway slaves?


29 posted on 06/05/2018 5:16:40 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: Swordmaker

Raccoons can be mean and I understand the generak ones are the most vicious. Tell him to be careful.


30 posted on 06/05/2018 5:19:04 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: Swordmaker
You missed the point... He has an MBA

He might have an education, but he's obviously not very smart. He opened a business in California. THAT's the key pickup from your post.

31 posted on 06/05/2018 5:20:38 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: D_Idaho

I know one that has gotten away with so many firing offences, it probably isn’t worth counting.

A biggie was keying a VIPs nice Mercedes. He had to pay for the damage.


32 posted on 06/05/2018 5:32:38 AM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: Swordmaker

I have been running low on Generaks lately and have been searching for a reliable SOS. Central Cali should be a good business local for him. They run low on Generaks all the time.


33 posted on 06/05/2018 6:12:38 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
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To: PAR35

I was questioning the move to Commiefornia as well.

I hope he corners the Generak market there and really kicks ass!

Commies need Generaks more than they want to admit.


34 posted on 06/05/2018 6:16:12 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
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To: SFConservative

Huh? “TRABAJADORES ESTATALES”?????
I had to look it up since I speak only English, but YES!


35 posted on 06/05/2018 7:24:15 AM PDT by notaliberal (St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle,)
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To: SFConservative

I knew it had to be out there somewhere, if I looked long enough. What surprised me was it was the first image that popped up. Not even an attempt to correct my spelling, and show me contractors. There’s hope for this world yet!


36 posted on 06/05/2018 8:29:57 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
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To: notaliberal

Wait a minute—maybe the spelling error was in “control number”? ;-)


37 posted on 06/05/2018 8:44:26 AM PDT by cgbg (Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
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To: Swordmaker

California will charge extra to correct the name to General.


38 posted on 06/05/2018 11:08:00 AM PDT by minnesota_bound
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