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***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/23/2016 4:47:16 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Because Friday is Black Friday,
and most folks are out and about, or just sleeping it off...
This weeks silliness,
will be brought to you, today!
And here are some tips to make Thanksgiving successful:
Don't listen to the media, they often are incorrect.
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Avoid getting too close to a turkey.
Get your turkey good and dizzy, so he's easier to catch
Make sure to wear the proper attire for your feast.
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Share your meal with friends and family.
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If you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Gay Parade,
mute the TV and play a heavy metal song to go with the Broadway performances. It's hilarious.
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Remember to use safety precautions when cooking your turkey.
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Invite others to help you prepare the meal.
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Be patient, with those who aren't kitchen savy.
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Watch the children around the dinner table.
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Yes, You Can Survive This Thanksgiving, Even If Your Family Voted Differently Than You
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So, keep your cool if politics or differing opinions are brought up.
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Remember, there's pie.
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And that it's Thanksgiving, not Thankstaking...
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Don't hog all the pie.
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Don't eat too much food.
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Give Thanks.
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And if you go out on Friday, just remember it's nasty out there.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: family; ofst; silliness; thanksgiving
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:48:23 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:48:57 AM PST
by
Dacula
(Go TRUMP or go home!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:49:15 AM PST
by
onyx
(CELEBRATE PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP'S VICTORY DONATE MONTHLY or JOIN CLUB 300!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
top ten?
(Must be no one else around!)
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:52:14 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: onyx
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:52:49 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(No Christian should vote for the candidate who supports abortion.)
To: John O
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
May God richly bless you all
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:53:00 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:53:06 AM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: Dacula
To: Lucky9teen
I am always thankful for a silliness thread regular or otherwise.
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posted on
11/23/2016 4:55:05 AM PST
by
xp38
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/23/2016 5:08:48 AM PST
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: \/\/ayne
Looking into tofurkey myself ick.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/23/2016 5:23:27 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Lucky9teen
Gotta be careful with the deep fryer!
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posted on
11/23/2016 5:24:56 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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posted on
11/23/2016 5:25:37 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I wish all of you the best!
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posted on
11/23/2016 5:37:05 AM PST
by
Family Guy
(A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
To: Family Guy
To: Silentgypsy
Woodstock and Snoopy eating turkey. I always knew that Woodstock was a cannibal but could never prove it. I now have proof.
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posted on
11/23/2016 5:53:00 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Election 2016 - Best election ever.)
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