Man stabbed by 400-pound bearded woman (CA, Where Else?)

SanDiegoUnion-Tribune.com ^ | 12/24/15 | Lyndsay Winkley

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

San Diego - A man was stabbed by a 400-pound, bearded woman soon after asking a group of people for a cigarette in East Village Wednesday night, police said.

The 39-year-old man walked up to the group on Park Boulevard near K Street about 7:40 p.m., San Diego police Officer Robert Heims said. After asking for the cigarette, a woman walked up to him, told him to get away from her things, and then stabbed him in the neck.

The victim was taken to a hospital with an injury that wasn't life-threatening.

The assailant ran away heading south on Park. She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard. She was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Get a job. Buy your own smokes.

And 400 pound bearded women should be avoided.

[RandallFlagg]

I woulda thought Florida.
Seems like all of the weird stories come from Florida.

[o_1_2_3__]

That could easily happen anywhere nowadays.

[shibumi]

Do I even need to say it?

[Califreak]

Was it Chaz Bono?

[Fiddlstix]

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

[o_1_2_3__]

The assailant ran away heading south on Park. She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard. She was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

This is begging for a reality check. Too bad the media doesn't do reality anymore.

[Moonman62]

Florida is a populous state, but not as populous as California, yet I’d say they have ten times the weirdo stories.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

;-)

[clearcarbon]

Anyone missing a Wookiee?

[BlackVeil]

So it’s true ... smoking can kill.

[Never on my watch]

The assailant ran away heading south on Park. She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard. She was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

She was running?

[nomad]

You mean to tell me a 400 pound anyone COULD run away? Well tell the cops to use seismographs to track Bessie-the-Bovine.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Or, at least get you stabbed.

[LegendHasIt]

Golly, I hope Santa isn’t ‘transitioning’ and hanging out in San Diego when he is supposed to be delivering presents.

I will be bereft if we have to start calling him “Caitlin Claus”.

[Calvin Locke]

I woulda thought Florida.

Florida could have been a contender. And the PacNorWest.

Doesn't FL host the Wintering circus and carny crowd?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Yeah, I think that witnesses were a bit generous with the word “ran”.

I’d go with “ambled”.

[Calvin Locke]

This is begging for a reality check.

I thought the same thing reading it on Drudge earlier.

[nopardons]

A 400 pound bearded woman ?

[a fool in paradise]

The assailant ran away heading south on...

Did you see a 400-pound bearded woman run this way?