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Get a job. Buy your own smokes.

And 400 pound bearded women should be avoided.

1 posted on 12/24/2015 5:55:38 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I woulda thought Florida.
Seems like all of the weird stories come from Florida.


2 posted on 12/24/2015 5:56:19 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Political correctness is tyranny with manners." -Charlton Heston)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

That could easily happen anywhere nowadays.


3 posted on 12/24/2015 5:56:45 PM PST by o_1_2_3__ ( –)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Do I even need to say it?


4 posted on 12/24/2015 5:57:09 PM PST by shibumi (Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Was it Chaz Bono?


5 posted on 12/24/2015 5:57:16 PM PST by Califreak (Hope and Che'nge is killing U.S. Feel the Trump-mentum!(insert ireallysupportCruzdisclaimerhere/))
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6 posted on 12/24/2015 5:57:51 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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The assailant ran away heading south on Park. She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard. She was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

This is begging for a reality check. Too bad the media doesn't do reality anymore.

7 posted on 12/24/2015 5:58:04 PM PST by o_1_2_3__ ( –)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Anyone missing a Wookiee?


10 posted on 12/24/2015 6:00:53 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

So it’s true ... smoking can kill.


11 posted on 12/24/2015 6:00:54 PM PST by BlackVeil ('The past is never dead. It's not even past.' William Faulkner)
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You mean to tell me a 400 pound anyone COULD run away? Well tell the cops to use seismographs to track Bessie-the-Bovine.


13 posted on 12/24/2015 6:02:05 PM PST by nomad
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Golly, I hope Santa isn’t ‘transitioning’ and hanging out in San Diego when he is supposed to be delivering presents.

I will be bereft if we have to start calling him “Caitlin Claus”.


15 posted on 12/24/2015 6:03:14 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
A 400 pound bearded woman ?
19 posted on 12/24/2015 6:05:02 PM PST by nopardons
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The assailant ran away heading south on...

Did you see a 400-pound bearded woman run this way?

20 posted on 12/24/2015 6:06:07 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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Was the circus missing any “exhibits?” We always had to pay good money, to see the bearded lady.


29 posted on 12/24/2015 6:10:16 PM PST by Mark17 (Thank God I have Jesus, there's more wealth in my soul than acres of diamonds and mountains of gold)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Suspect described as a white female in white shirt and jeans.
More details: beard, 400 lbs.


30 posted on 12/24/2015 6:10:21 PM PST by drierice
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400 pound bearded women RAN away, that is where I stopped reading.


35 posted on 12/24/2015 6:29:40 PM PST by DAC21 (.z)
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Just imagine you are the cop that finds her(it) .... now what the hell do you do? Do you have a really huge beef rated tazer? Will you try to wrestle it? Do you think a 9mm or 40 cal will stop it before it rips your arm off and starts eating it? Or just hide out until shift change makes it someone else’s problem?


36 posted on 12/24/2015 6:31:19 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (It's not an "administration", it's a crime syndicate of liars, thieves, freaks, fools & perverts.)
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“Raised by a two fist bearded hag...”

The Rolling Stones - Jumpin Jack Flash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSGw0hMd_I


37 posted on 12/24/2015 6:31:55 PM PST by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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“She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard.”

That describes half the employees at the State Department.


40 posted on 12/24/2015 6:36:19 PM PST by sergeantdave ( If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

If she was wearing an Obama shirt, it could be Meghan McCain.


42 posted on 12/24/2015 6:37:42 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Is she hot ?


47 posted on 12/24/2015 6:59:11 PM PST by Rock Eye Jack
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