Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispute' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER

Mirror [UK] ^ | 26 Nov 2015 | Ruth Halkon

[Slings and Arrows]

Terrified neighbours phoned the police after hearing a woman screaming hysterically and a man yelling: “I’m going to kill you”.

But when officers arrived at the address they discovered the flat's sole occupant had been trying to catch a SPIDER .

The shamefaced man admitted he had been shouting death threats at the arachnid and had been the person behind the high pitched screaming.

According to New South Wales police in Australia, they received multiple calls about the sound of crashing furniture and a man screaming: “I’m going to kill you, you're dead! Die Die!!”.

[Salamander]

Bye!

[shibumi]

Poodle Moth?

Nah!

Daikaiju Mothra!

[mylife]

I always say God is the ultimate prankster.

Who else would make a vain guys hair fall off and make it sprout in his ears and on his back? LOL

[mylife]

butter would be better

[Salamander]

How festive is that?

[Salamander]

LOL

[Salamander]

A bite of bitter butter would be even better, yet.

[mylife]

Later Betty Botter :)

[shibumi]

Motu-Ra wears different color combos depending on the season and mood -

[Salamander]

;)

[Salamander]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Aw such a cute story. I want more spiders in the house but my spider-phobic family always makes me take the ones in the house outdoors.

[Salamander]

Hide them in a little-used spare room!

LOL

[Darksheare]

My sister and I had a funnel web spider for a few weeks.
We overfed her and she ran off.
(Outdoor spider, sure was on our porch.)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Right now I feel like bringing some of the outdoor spiders inside...the jumping spiders and wolfies that is. My favorites! I want a windowsill buddy like you. :-(

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Sometimes when the big yellow garden spiders show up in our yard I mess with them for fun...
I like to go and tap them gently on their rear and watch them sway back and forth in their web in an effort to frighten me off. Never works of course and I'm sure I scare the dickens out of the poor dears but I just can't help myself! :-D

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahaha

ain’t that the truth!!

if it was a REALLY REALLY BIG Spider....it may have become Macro Microagressed!

[Darksheare]

Saw a spider like that in Oklahoma, only the thing was the size of my hand instead of a fifty cent piece.
And it had the web strung across a pathway.
A good ten foot wide web at least.

[Salamander]

Probably went to “Curves” to work it off.

:D

[Guardian Sebastian]

You wouldn’t survive a day at my house. I live in the Missouri woods, spiders are a hourly occurrence it seems. Step out into the garage doorway and look out for webs. (I still hate that.)