Posted on 11/11/2015 9:05:30 PM PST by vannrox
1. Your papers, please.
2. Are you going to Bible study tonight? You know, its mandatory now.
3. I hear Canada is beautiful in the winter.
4. I think I saw your name on the 'red list'.
5. Don't feel so bad, you still have Hollywood.
6. There was a guy in an unmarked Suburban asking about you.
7. Now that you're a minority, you can get affirmative action.
8. I picked up a copy of Fahrenheit 911 for 50 cents at Wal-Mart.
9. Did you hear they have Fox News in Canada now?
10. Your draft notice should be arriving soon in the mail.
11. Stop your whining and get into the revival tent.
12. NO! You can't have your country back!
13. Ted Cruz will make a great Supreme Court Justice!
14. Rumors have been circulating about the Trump administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.
15. Registered Democrats will be required to take sensitivity training classes on conservative values.
16. The American flag will be replaced with the American stars and bars.
17. Aren't you supposed to be in reeducation camp?
18. Four more years. Learn it, Live it, LOVE IT!
19. When they come to get you, you can hide in my attic Don't worry; I will do my best to make sure you are well treated in detention
20. Hillary can share her prison cell with madeline Albright.
What a pant load post.
22. Thank you Liberals for helping us get Donald Trump elected....... Remember ? Donald Trump has great appeal ?
Can’t win without those Democrats either.
I don’t think that type of humor is helpful to Trump or the Republican Party. I am not amused.
I have one and its RUN BITCHES!
re-re-regurgitation of something someone said on the internet
Looks like the liberals’ wish list with a few items altered.
Sometimes I think I have wandered over to DU.
You’re Fired.
23. Ex-President BO was just appointed lifetime Ambassador to Yemen.
Make America great again.
Good for a laugh? It’s ridiculously stupid. Major fail.
It’s just supposed to be poking fun
I agree. If you're going to try and be clever at least be funny or sound intelligent. Both is best though.
>It’s just supposed to be poking fun
Yeah, come on y’all, chill out.
11. Bring up charges on climate idiot Whitehouse (D-RI) under RICO laws, along with NOAA, NASA, and so called climate scientists like Mikey Mann.
-Frank
I’d apologize, buy you can’t say much since you elected Barak Hussein Obama.
Somewhere on that list should be, “What is your FR nick?”
What has happened to this site? This post shows there is no fixing stupid.
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