Posted on 09/07/2015 3:40:14 AM PDT by Bender2
NFL Opening Week - 2015
Sept. 10
Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots
Sept. 13
Indianapolis Colts at Buffalo Bills
Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears
Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans
Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars
Cleveland Browns at New York Jets
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams
Miami Dolphins at Washington Redskins
New Orleans Saints at Arizona Cardinals
Detroit Lions at San Diego Chargers
Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos
Cincinnati Bengals at Oakland Raiders
Tennessee Titans at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys
Sept. 14
Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons
Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers
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Golly, Bend-- Wasn't that the year Jaws came out... and y'all lost the Super Bowl to the Stoolers?
Yeah, big... but reboots are coming, aren't they?
And the rest, they say... is history!
So, all y'all Stooler fans, this is the year for... REVENGE!!!!
Super Bowl 50's score shall be Cowboys 37... Stoolers 35.
However, we have a season to begin... and here are my dead solid picks for the 2015 opening week:
Thursday night Tommy Boy gets his first comeuppance of the year... as Big Ben and his Stoolers crap all over big's second favorite team--
Yeah, old Roger... should have been there!
In regular Sunday action old New York Rex.2 has no luck at all as the Colts run wild--
Sorry, Imp, your Cutler is still festering as big's favorite team, the Pack, serves you rotten green & gold cheese--
Sorry, dear absent Allegra, my Old Dallas Texans beat your Texicans--
Cam may be running rough but it will be enough to get past the Jags--
Johnny Feetball's Brownstains will beat them Jersey Jets but I don't know if he will play any at all--
The Seahags will go fishing in St. Louis and catch the Rams with their horns down--
Texas A&M at Miami playing the Deadskins? Do you really have to... ask?
Ariz-Zona keeps the Ain't the Ain'ts--
Da Lions discharge the Bolts--
Baltimore's Black Byrds welcome Manning Heavy to the NFL Old Folks Home--
Sorry, Seven, TCU North's Tigerettes stomp your Waiders--
Allegra's Old Earlers sink Tampa Bay's re-float--
Monday Night Feetball's Double Header finds the Iggles slipping by Vock's Old Dogs--
And the Viqueens make the 69ers drop more than their soap--
And, oh yeah, my Boys make Manning Lite... ever lighter!
Now, get your picks in... prontoooooooooooooooo!
AFC EAST
1. Miami Dolphins
2. New England Patriots
3. New York Jets
4. Buffalo Bills
AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh Stoolers
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns
AFC SOUTH
1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Houston Texans
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans
AFC WEST
1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Denver Broncos
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Oakland Raiders
NFC WEST
1. Seattle Seahags
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. St. Louis Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers
NFC SOUTH
1. New Orleans Saints
2. Carolina Panthers
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Detroit Lions
3. Minnesota Viqueenss
4. Chicago Bears
NFC EAST
1. Dallas Cowboys
2. Philadelphia Iggles
3. New York Giants
4. Washington Deadskins
It will be the Stoolers over the Colts in the AFC Champsionship Game and my Boys over big’s Packers in the NFC title game.
And as I said before... Super Bowl 50’s score shall be Cowboys 37 Stoolers 35.
Und
The 69ers will leave the Vicekings shaking their heads in shame
AFC EAST
1. New England Patriots
2. Buffalo Bills
3. Miami Dolphins
4. New York Cessnas
AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns
AFC SOUTH
1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Houston Texans
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans
AFC WEST
1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Denver Broncos
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Oakland Raiders
NFC WEST
1. St. Louis Rams
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. Seattle Seathugs
4. San Francisco 49ers
NFC SOUTH
1. Atlanta Falcons
2. New Orleans Saints
3. Carolina Panthers
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Detroit Kittens
3. Minnesota Vicekings
4. Chicago Barelies
NFC EAST
1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. New York Giants
4. Washington Redspuds
Packers over the Cowboys in the NFC
Patriots over the Bills in the AFC
My team will win the Super Bowl
As long as the FurryNiners lose - I’m good
The Bills... in the AFC Championship Game???
For you to come up with this, Old Rex Ryan is either buying... all your beer--
Or he is giving you... great foot!!!!
BTW I forgive you picking your Pack... over my Boys in the NFC title game--
Buy picking them Godless Iggles over my Boys in the NFC East... is fighting words!
I can see... the logic of that.
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Just don't... make a habit of it!
Gadzooks, big-- They are not using... real buffaloes!
I hate to say you are right about my future LA Raiders
Future LA Chargers might put it off
Don’t be surprise if you hear decision maybe around December of this year that who may coming to my hood next season
Tell you one thing NBC going be one happy happy people after the game when Brady show up on the field
The ratings be up the ROOF
Chiefs over Texans.
Yep, Seven-- I'm predicting... 25 plus million viewers Sunday night.
Maybe, but I will read all the scores Monday morning.
At Deadline Hollyweird forum I predict 30 share one of the posters who on the inside at NBC think 40 share
New here. Big Texans fan. We need a new coach though as I don’t like this O’Brian guy. Something not right with him.
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