NFL Schedule - 2015 [Week 1 Live Thread]

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[Bender2]

NFL Opening Week - 2015
Sept. 10

Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots

Sept. 13

Indianapolis Colts at Buffalo Bills

Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears

Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans

Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars

Cleveland Browns at New York Jets

Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams

Miami Dolphins at Washington Redskins

New Orleans Saints at Arizona Cardinals

Detroit Lions at San Diego Chargers

Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos

Cincinnati Bengals at Oakland Raiders

Tennessee Titans at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys

Sept. 14
Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons

Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers

[Bender2]

Y'all get your picks in... the season starts Thursday night--

[Bender2]

As this new NFL season begins I like to recall... the 1975 Cowboys of "The Dirty Dozen" fame--

Golly, Bend-- Wasn't that the year Jaws came out... and y'all lost the Super Bowl to the Stoolers?

Yeah, big... but reboots are coming, aren't they?

And the rest, they say... is history!

So, all y'all Stooler fans, this is the year for... REVENGE!!!!

Super Bowl 50's score shall be Cowboys 37... Stoolers 35.

However, we have a season to begin... and here are my dead solid picks for the 2015 opening week:

Thursday night Tommy Boy gets his first comeuppance of the year... as Big Ben and his Stoolers crap all over big's second favorite team--

Yeah, old Roger... should have been there!

In regular Sunday action old New York Rex.2 has no luck at all as the Colts run wild--

Sorry, Imp, your Cutler is still festering as big's favorite team, the Pack, serves you rotten green & gold cheese--

Sorry, dear absent Allegra, my Old Dallas Texans beat your Texicans--

Cam may be running rough but it will be enough to get past the Jags--

Johnny Feetball's Brownstains will beat them Jersey Jets but I don't know if he will play any at all--

The Seahags will go fishing in St. Louis and catch the Rams with their horns down--

Texas A&M at Miami playing the Deadskins? Do you really have to... ask?

Ariz-Zona keeps the Ain't the Ain'ts--

Da Lions discharge the Bolts--

Baltimore's Black Byrds welcome Manning Heavy to the NFL Old Folks Home--

Sorry, Seven, TCU North's Tigerettes stomp your Waiders--

Allegra's Old Earlers sink Tampa Bay's re-float--

Monday Night Feetball's Double Header finds the Iggles slipping by Vock's Old Dogs--

And the Viqueens make the 69ers drop more than their soap--

And, oh yeah, my Boys make Manning Lite... ever lighter!

Now, get your picks in... prontoooooooooooooooo!

[Bender2]

My picks for the Winners... this NFL Season are as follows:

AFC EAST
1. Miami Dolphins
2. New England Patriots
3. New York Jets
4. Buffalo Bills

AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh Stoolers
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC SOUTH
1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Houston Texans
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans

AFC WEST
1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Denver Broncos
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Oakland Raiders

NFC WEST
1. Seattle Seahags
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. St. Louis Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers

NFC SOUTH
1. New Orleans Saints
2. Carolina Panthers
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Detroit Lions
3. Minnesota Viqueenss
4. Chicago Bears

NFC EAST
1. Dallas Cowboys
2. Philadelphia Iggles
3. New York Giants
4. Washington Deadskins

It will be the Stoolers over the Colts in the AFC Champsionship Game and my Boys over big’s Packers in the NFC title game.

And as I said before... Super Bowl 50’s score shall be Cowboys 37 Stoolers 35.

[big'ol_freeper]

The Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots will make the Stools their first victim
The Billfolds will squeeze by the Dolts
The thirteen time NFL Champion Green Bay Packers will politely crush Impy’s Barelies
Allegra’s Texicans will sneak by Bender’s Old Texans
The Punters will survive the Jagwurts
Old friend Cleveland GOP’s Brownstains will shoot down the Cessnas
The Lambs will shock the Seathugs
The Tunas will mash the Redspuds
The Desert Birds will cruise by N’awlins
The Charredburgers will dispense with the Kittens
The Mules will pluck the Purple Pigeons
The Bungles will nail Seven’s Traitors
The Pirates will hoist the jolly rodgers over the Dwarfs
Bender’s Cowdroppings will begin a long season for the Midgets
The Dirty Birds will spring a trap for the Green Parakeets

Und

The 69ers will leave the Vicekings shaking their heads in shame

[big'ol_freeper]

Well Bend, I hope I don't pick a winner like Jerry

AFC EAST
1. New England Patriots
2. Buffalo Bills
3. Miami Dolphins
4. New York Cessnas

AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC SOUTH
1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Houston Texans
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans

AFC WEST
1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Denver Broncos
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Oakland Raiders

NFC WEST
1. St. Louis Rams
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. Seattle Seathugs
4. San Francisco 49ers

NFC SOUTH
1. Atlanta Falcons
2. New Orleans Saints
3. Carolina Panthers
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Detroit Kittens
3. Minnesota Vicekings
4. Chicago Barelies

NFC EAST
1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. New York Giants
4. Washington Redspuds

Packers over the Cowboys in the NFC

Patriots over the Bills in the AFC

My team will win the Super Bowl

[atc23]

As long as the FurryNiners lose - I’m good

[Bender2]

Re: Patriots over the Bills in the AFC

The Bills... in the AFC Championship Game???

For you to come up with this, Old Rex Ryan is either buying... all your beer--

Or he is giving you... great foot!!!!

BTW I forgive you picking your Pack... over my Boys in the NFC title game--

Buy picking them Godless Iggles over my Boys in the NFC East... is fighting words!

[Bender2]

Re: As long as the FurryNiners lose - I’m good

I can see... the logic of that.

https://deepfriedscifi.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/spock1.jpeg

[big'ol_freeper]

Just setting up them Bugles fans for a letdown Bend

[big'ol_freeper]

...and have you seen that Bills defense?

[Bender2]

Re: Just setting up them Bugles fans for a letdown Bend

Just don't... make a habit of it!

[Bender2]

Re: ...and have you seen that Bills... defense?

Gadzooks, big-- They are not using... real buffaloes!

[SevenofNine]

I hate to say you are right about my future LA Raiders

Future LA Chargers might put it off

Don’t be surprise if you hear decision maybe around December of this year that who may coming to my hood next season

[SevenofNine]

Tell you one thing NBC going be one happy happy people after the game when Brady show up on the field

The ratings be up the ROOF

[DoodleDawg]

Y'all get your picks in..

Chiefs over Texans.

[Bender2]

Re: The ratings be up the ROOF

Yep, Seven-- I'm predicting... 25 plus million viewers Sunday night.

[timestax]

The ratings be up the ROOF

Maybe, but I will read all the scores Monday morning.

[SevenofNine]

At Deadline Hollyweird forum I predict 30 share one of the posters who on the inside at NBC think 40 share

[LilJohnnyW]

New here. Big Texans fan. We need a new coach though as I don’t like this O’Brian guy. Something not right with him.

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: Gadzooks, big-- They are not using... real buffaloes!