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Joke of the Day
Lucianne.com ^
| US Navy Vet
Posted on 08/04/2015 8:11:20 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
So, I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "[Bleep] off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; joke
Stolen from Lucianne.com
To: US Navy Vet
that drew a hearty laugh!
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posted on
08/04/2015 8:16:05 AM PDT
by
brivette
(lol~)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/04/2015 8:26:59 AM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: US Navy Vet
To: jsanders2001
When will it be available as an ebook?
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posted on
08/04/2015 8:47:14 AM PDT
by
Kozy
To: US Navy Vet
ffffuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!
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posted on
08/04/2015 8:52:16 AM PDT
by
GilGil
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/04/2015 9:11:00 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/04/2015 9:12:14 AM PDT
by
samtheman
(Trump/Cruz '16)
To: US Navy Vet
I'd like to join Commander Riker in applauding your most excellent post:
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posted on
08/04/2015 9:16:42 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/04/2015 9:50:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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posted on
08/04/2015 9:53:54 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: US Navy Vet
You owe me a Mic Lite and a new keyboard, pal! ;)
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posted on
08/04/2015 10:04:55 AM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: US Navy Vet
Love it - too bad we don’t have any Muslim bookstores down here on the Gulf Coast of MS - I would love to give it a go...
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posted on
08/04/2015 11:00:11 AM PDT
by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: US Navy Vet
FReepers are on fire today. In 2 minutes I’ve gotten a picture of a cow in a diaper, and this joke!
LOL
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posted on
08/04/2015 2:20:19 PM PDT
by
rikkir
(You can lead a horde to knowledge but you can't make them think. (TnkU ctdonath2))
To: US Navy Vet
I’m glad you liked it! I posted it on Lucianne’s Connection site (their version of Facebook)...did it make it to the main page?
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