The Vatican Conspiracy Its Real

Gloria tv ^ | 12/2/2015 | pucre

[purcre]

The Vatican Conspiracy now happening shows the true nature of what and how people in this church are treated. A second shroud has been discovered in the Veronica Veil held at St Peters and they are refusing to tell their people and the world.

[Darksheare]

It’s still moving!
(Post 80)

[FourtySeven]

Pope visits Veronica's Veil, tells crowd to search for the face of Christ in their lives.

Oh wait, that's right, the "Vatican" is in on the conspiracy. Yes, they are hiding the true veil so that millions of people will venerate the false one, so that...so that...what? So that the Vatican will then reveal the real one and say, "Gotcha suckers!"?

Helpful tip of the day: (gasp) Not everything on the Internet is true!! A sure fire tip off are sites that have excited bold faced fonts making spectacular claims like uh, I dunno, this one maybe?

Yeah.

[Darksheare]

“Ruello has done what Secondo Pia did in 1898 the world will soon realise it”

SOooo... it was already done in 1898?
Make up your mind.

[Darksheare]

But.. but.. it was written about in New World Encyclopedia, so it MUST be true!
They said so.. *snort*

[Zionist Conspirator]

But what happens when it hits a wall of human flesh?

[purcre]

The prophecy in comments from Maria Valtortas in 1942 relate to this discovery in 2011 now fulfilled as in 1942 there was no hidden photographic image discovered or released to the world.

[Darksheare]

But you just said “Did the same thing as..in 1898”
So the image was ALREADY known?

But hey, it’s all a CONSPIRACY, right?

[Darksheare]

Dunno, purcre isn’t very clear on just what the conspiracy actually is or why it would matter.

[FourtySeven]

What he’s saying is that the same technique used in 1898 to show more detail of the Shroud of Turin has “allegedly” been applied to Veronica’s Veil and this “negative image” shows some more detail that proves both shroud’s authenticity.

But (cue breathless gasp) “the Vatican” is suppressing this new evidence for “financial reasons”.

The question remains: What POSSIBLE motivation would “the Vatican” have for doing this, when, if what is being claimed is true, it would make both shrouds even bigger money-makers than they are now! In other words the site he links to claims the motivation is money but again, that makes no sense. None whatsoever.

It’s a shame there’s a new undead thread now. This would be a perfect candidate. Is it possible to have two going at once or does that break some laws of Physics or something?

[Darksheare]

Break laws of physics.
But we could have a supplementary thread.
“Captains lauge, supplemental. Suppository to say, the exposition of this exposure is quite frighteningly frigid.”

The way conspiracies go, that is.... lame and illogical.

[SunkenCiv]

[Old Sarge]

A suppository for the Captain’s Log...

That’s a crapload of supposition.

Could it be an attack by your arch-enema?

[Darksheare]

Needing to flush his arch-enema out, he activated the sprinklermatic overhead system.

[Darksheare]

Way before it.

[glock rocks]

Probably just a comet out-gassing.

[Old Sarge]

And was he told to “scat”?

[Tax-chick]

Now we won’t have to run each load through the dryer twice.

[FourtySeven]

LOL!!! I got laugh tears!!

[Tax-chick]

Secondo Pia had an amazing mustache.

[Darksheare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRY-qpcjhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQi3hHcOt3w