Hugh Hefner’s dirty little secret

LIFE SITE ^ | Jonathon van Maren

[Vermont Lt]

Wanna see my pencil trick?

[Ann Archy]

Porn came BEFORE.....that’s why we have no morals left.

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

You’re incorrigible!!!

I've heard that. :)

[Ann Archy]

We won’t go to hell because of using the Federal Reserve!!!! OMG!!!

[Morgana]

Sex abuse is NOT funny! These “dirty old men” talking about these teachers like they are heros when they abused a boy at school. Easily offended? you are kidding right?

[Vermont Lt]

That’s the whole point.

Not to get off on a rant, but in the last two weeks every uptight white christian grand ma got a computer and started coming onto FR.

You cannot make a single comment that is the least bit “blue” without having someone get all offended.

And this is not gross stuff, nor is it pornographic, or using filthy language.

Its stuff that if I said it at a cocktail party would either get a laugh, or a snicker.

Perhaps thats the problem. I go to cocktail parties.

[PieterCasparzen]

When the Church becomes corrupted and preaches false doctrine, it gives over its members to be tricked, used, enslaved, bought and sold.

2 Peter 2

“1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.”

[Resettozero]

you ever notice that it’s usually the women on FR who seem to notice this?

Sexist invalid observation.

[Lazamataz]

Ta da! .... it's... GONE!

[Vermont Lt]

I did not mean on THOSE threads. I find them stupid and juvenile. You might have found me joining in years ago...but as my daughter grew older, that stuff got less funny. Sometimes it takes time, but eventually I get it.

No, I am talking about other threads.

[Resettozero]

That’s the whole point.

Not to get off on a rant, but in the last two weeks every uptight white christian grand ma got a computer and started coming onto FR.

You cannot make a single comment that is the least bit “blue” without having someone get all offended.

And this is not gross stuff, nor is it pornographic, or using filthy language.

Its stuff that if I said it at a cocktail party would either get a laugh, or a snicker.

Perhaps thats the problem. I go to cocktail parties.

Times are tough all over.

(Saw that little anti-christian snipe.)

[tanknetter]

There was an article a while back about the mansion being in downright disgusting condition. I mean seriously foul, they never clean the place up, frat house condition. Shine a black light on the walls and floors and it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting* level contamination.

No way I’d go there.

(* line appropriated from GOTG)

[humblegunner]

That's what I tried to tell HumberGunner V1.4...

Historical analysis guides the data filtering routine.

You can tell me all day and twice on Sunday but if'n I don't like it then it goes into the trash.

[definitelynotaliberal]

Too many folks are too easily offended.

It could also be that the joke, being of a poor, charmless and therefore unfunny variety, fails to amuse. When that happens, the joke teller might have the good grace to admit that he has, on this occasion, failed to be the wit he fancies himself, rather than continuing to declare that what he said was high brow hilarious and that he is surrounded by humorless schlubs, n'est-ce pas?

[GeronL]

Just another old pervert the world is better off without

[tanknetter]

Allegedly Bob Dole can.

Ok, bad visual, bad visual, bad visual!!! Quick, where’s the mind bleach?!?!?!?

[MosesKnows]

sexually dysfunctional

How is sexually dysfunctional defined for an eighty year old male?

[Morgana]

if you tell me you are male and against porn it will be like music to my ears.

[Vermont Lt]

Or you just let it pass.

You do not jump on it like its a serious comment. And get all offended.

Oh well...I will start handing out Geritol coupons. That will make me popular around here.