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Spring Is Here.So What Is The "Global Warming Forecast"Regarding Tornadoes&Hurricanes?

Posted on 03/21/2014 5:51:07 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016

If there was ever a time to question Al Gore regarding how Global Warming will affect the USA this year,anytime before April please!Can you imagine if a cable news anchor asked Al Gore how many Tornadoes and Hurricanes we will likely see this spring and summer?Now this is a complicated "Gotcha Question".Would Al Gore say that because of Global Warming we can expect dozens of F-4/F-5 tornadoes and at least 7 Category 4/5 Hurricanes this year?Or will Al Gore claim that because of Global Warming we will only see two to four F-5 Tornadoes and only one major Hurricane slamming into the east coast.Is it safe to assume that regardless of this years weather events we face this year,they will all be a result of driving SUV's and private jets?


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: manbearpig; weather

1 posted on 03/21/2014 5:51:07 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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Doesn’t matter: too many storms, global warming. Too few storms, global warming. No storms, global warming.


2 posted on 03/21/2014 5:53:38 PM PDT by doc1019
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Al Gore:well,I personnely beleeev that because of Global Warming and those evil Republicans driving those 2 miles per gallon SUV’s that we can expect anywhere from 1 to 36 hurricanes and 2 to 600 Tornadoes throughout the 57 states.


3 posted on 03/21/2014 6:00:54 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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LOL!


4 posted on 03/21/2014 6:01:35 PM PDT by doc1019
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It is?

Well, pass some of that global warming right along over here please and get us out of this colder than average winter/spring we’re stuck in.


5 posted on 03/21/2014 6:02:04 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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6 posted on 03/21/2014 6:05:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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Ah, spring.


7 posted on 03/21/2014 6:07:58 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016
Whatever the predictions were, I bet they weren't like this:

Number of hurricanes reaches 30-year low

8 posted on 03/21/2014 6:09:58 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: trisham

Ah, Spring Break


9 posted on 03/21/2014 6:16:21 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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:) It’s the time of the year when summer seems like a distant memory.


10 posted on 03/21/2014 6:33:42 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: doc1019

i cant wait to hear Al Gore come up with a theory that eventually Global Warming will cause commercial airplanes to suddenly vanish into the stratosphere or get eaten up by a global black hole.


11 posted on 03/21/2014 6:46:53 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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Your and me both! LOL!


12 posted on 03/21/2014 6:48:22 PM PDT by doc1019
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We’ve had the Romulan Cloaking Device theory and the black hole theory, so what the heck.


13 posted on 03/21/2014 6:52:54 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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I am still waiting to hear the theory that either Godzilla or a giant killer whale took the plane when it was flying at 1000 feet.


14 posted on 03/21/2014 7:09:41 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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15 posted on 03/21/2014 8:30:29 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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Millions of tornadoes and hurricanes.
16 posted on 03/21/2014 8:41:01 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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Question:How many Langoliers does it take to take down a 777 flying out of Malaysia? Gee, I wonder if Bronson Pinchot was on the flight.


17 posted on 03/21/2014 8:53:21 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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Joe Bastardi’s take on it:

http://www.weatherbell.com/saturday-summary-march-15-2014


18 posted on 03/22/2014 4:55:40 AM PDT by glock rocks (If you like your health plan, you're a racist !)
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If they hit somewhere else, they are just a statistic. If they hit your home area, one is too many.


19 posted on 03/22/2014 5:28:28 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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